I’m so old my first MMO was ICQ

You will be either described as Beavis, or Butthead.

I think the “region of France” section is optional. As long as it has the punchline “otherwise it’s just sparkling” Y

Wouldn’t tiny arms be better? Less leverage force?

Liberace wanted to look like himself

Jackson wanted to look like someone different.

That’s why I say Jackson was Looksmaxing.

If you just want the first big celebrity to have plastic surgery, choose Mary Pickford or Rudolph Valentino.

Liberace had his first major plastic surgery in 1979. Jackson first rhinoplasty was in the same year.

Liberace wanted to look the same. He was mostly anti-aging, until he started changing other people to look like him.

Jackson wanted to look different. Jackson was looksmaxing.

Movement across the stick travels much faster than the speed of sound (which is related to air density).

You must define exactly what you mean by unbendable using existing physics.

There may be a different definition that makes a paradox.

The tip of the very long stick would still move at sub light speeds. Also, the atoms at the far end will not immediately know what your hand is doing at the other. The forces the atoms make on each other also travel at (sub) light speed.

Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it.

Terry Pratchett

They were around the same time, although having plastic surgery done to someone else to make them look like you is a different level.

His characters, yes. Him I’ve never seen. Even in interviews.

I would suggest to be a looksmaxer has alterations. Cllian is natural as far as I know.

Michael Jackson is my proposed first looksmaxer.

“Took another person an hour to make”

This part is going to be difficult.

Just imagine

21% power to weight ratio increase.

0-60 in 6 seconds.

https://www.electrogenic.co.uk/kits/conversion-kits/mazda-mx-5-conversion-kit/

Hombre?

There’s a big difference between working 24h and being on call in case of emergency 24h.

The latter is doable, just not very pleasant

Not maintaining 24/7.

Responding to any incident within x minutes at any time of the day or night, everyday of the year.

24/7 maintenance is more a hassle issue than a skill issue.