My fave was when a GenZ said, in all seriousness, that they were ‘starting to think Andy Warhol was LOWKEY obsessed with celebrities’!!!

This chart is ridiculous.

Sec WAR spends at least 30% of his day snorting huge rails off his desk, the back toilets, and prostitutes’ boners

‘They are so gay they even have vaginas. It’s weird.’

You guys tired of winning yet?

Wow. You’ve given me a lot to think about here.

Hey you wanna maybe grab a drink and talk about it?

‘In my day we learned Web Design in the STREETS!’ -Boomer Spider

Came here to say this as well. Movie is kinda meh but the soundtrack is so solid I even like the Coldplay song on there! (and imo Coldplay is WACK)

Any hot cousins? Maybe just focus on them for now

Fat. Bigly.

Now datsuh spicy Meatuh-Ball!

Who is this guy again?

Maybe it really stands for Make America Hungry Again… because there is nothing safe left for us to eat!!!

Kolobok?

That’s the worst Blow Job machine I’ve ever seen!!!

My wife isn’t going to ‘let’ me play… she is going to play WITH me!!!

Did you loot for Steel, Circuitry, Gears, and Oil?

Yep. And cocaine!

That’s right! Companies based in Canada better move to the US or face… deportation???

Still, I’m begrudgingly impressed that someone working directly for Hegseth has the technical wherewithal to put together a database.

The kids are all right.