51% off femboys??

How about dead turtles?

I was going to make a joke about Hugh Thompson (the helicopter pilot that ended the massacre) being called a woke commie but he was heavily criticized at the time and wasn’t even given a medal for his actions until 30 goddamn years later so…

They’re gonna be real mad when they find out how American flags are properly disposed of.

It’s a joke about mitch McConnell who looks remarkably like a turtle and is allegedly braindead in a hospital right now.

What was expected here? Take all the shit out of the fridge, put the pizza box in the bottom, then stack it all on top again to make it look neat? Maybe I’m a slob but I see no world where this isn’t the play unless there’s only like 2 slices that can fit in tupperware or a bag.

Sometimes it’s a slop eating kinda day.

As a rental, obviously. No way they’d actually live there like poors.

So when you launched the game through steam it probably launched the EA launcher.

Our brain damaged cat is generally quiet but she has a “help I got trapped” scream and a “it’s 11pm here is the song of my people” scream and they are identical.

Can’t find it now but I read that that drama was over the dev using steam servers, then also giving away the game for free on a separate site.

So yeah, no free infrastructure.

The C stands for communism!

You can tell the quality of game shop by the funk. A slight musk of stinky gamer is a sure sign of a good shop.

Meanwhile my Honda engine gave up the ghost at 170k and that’s because I did not take care of it.

Derivative names kind of lock you into a genre but system of a brown would go so fucking hard.

Well, seeing as wotc hired the pinkertons as recently as 3 years ago, these employees are in fucking trouble.

You’re basically a NATO propagandist if you think they orchestrated the invasion and made it go so poorly on Russia’s part. Russia was literally seen as the second strongest military force worldwide and nobody wanted to help Ukraine because they would supposedly get steamrolled in weeks tops. They got piles of anti tank launchers and a pat on the back. Literally nobody expected Russia to show its ass so fucking hard.

It makes Russia look weak, sure, but by saying NATO forced it to happen is basically saying Russia is so weak militarily and politically that NATO can literally force them into a quagmire and deplete stockpiles, and THAT sounds like westoid propaganda.

The way it was explained to me emphasized the warm and constricted aspects of being “swallowed” and I’m now somewhat sure vore people just need a weighted blanket lol.

I had assumed he worked for us intelligence or maybe a coalition but seeing how beholden we are to Israeli interests this makes more sense.

I did a test run of bazzite on a SHIT laptop that deserves to be thrown in the trash and it was a more or less positive experience for general gaming. When I installed it on my main rig, literally no steam games would launch and I honestly couldn’t be assed to troubleshoot at the time.