10/10 loaf, nary a paw in sight.

Your mom’s feeding tube

Yeah but the new one with that terrible signature will surely moon!

Because trump thinks he IS America.

“As the president has said recently, there are many enemies of America who have their sights on him

…and I wonder why there are so many “enemies of America”?

I believe /c/Totallytruefactsnolies@lemmy.world was created for that but then newer people came in and didn’t get the joke. I posted what I thought was a solid shitpost and there were some incredulous reactions. Lots of _whoosh_ing happening there.

It’s where they said they were going.

the people who voted for Obama, voted for Trump.

You had me until this. Not even close.

Their page is very ‘murica. I would have been ok with that 10 years ago but now my first association is maga shit. It’s sad we have come to this.

anti-trust

As if that were a thing anymore.

Me walking in my kitchen after my wife is done cooking.

She is incapable of doing the “clean as you go” method. If I try to help with that she gets pissed at me for washing something she wasn’t done using yet.

Board room thot

“This one’s much squishier than the other one”

Did they do it to boost AI? No, it was already happening. They did it to boost ad revenue.

This brings up a point I’ve been thinking about lately. Since they’ve shoved their shitty ai answers at the top which pushes everything else down, they must be losing gobs of money on their own ads now. All in the name of trying to “win the race”. I’d be curious to see how much this has cost them.

Hi, yes, one Cockie Leekie please.

ITT: “how could Google ruin shit and foist worse shit on me!?!”

Bruh, it’s Google.

Just… perfect Google. Bravo.

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a Ram driver use a seatbelt. Perfectly content to let it ding endlessly while they complain about “liberal bullshit”

whack-a-mole

horny posts

heh.