He really said “fuckin’” wow.

Steamed hams

$20 firm, I know what I got

I have a friend whose son was selling these to all the people in the ‘hood. Really trying to take advantage of the pity sales. Lots of people caved, and I refused to on the grounds that I can’t support a MLM - regardless of the product. The parents were pretty upset I didn’t buy any, despite the fact that I already have nice knives.

You scaringed the fuck out of me

I can’t get this car in my garage fast enough. I was a Tesla enthusiast and owner until, well, ya know….

3 days!? But I feel like dancing now!

Instead of suing each other in front of a judge, both parties agree to have a neutral third party (an arbitrator) settle disputes privately

The “neutral” third party is chosen by the company. So… yeah.

Iran should retaliate by blowing up the White House, since it’s full of 12-year-olds.

I own a kilt and have the little bag that goes around my waist. When I wear that shit (usually at the RenFest) with no underwear, I totally get dresses. Airy, freeing, so easy to lift it and just piss. It needs to be societally acceptable.

That photoshop job is so well done, hilarious

Ah, so basically French for “6-7” :D

I’m sure making everyone stand while he sits in front is some sort of bullshit power move or something. That or his fat old ass can’t stand

Ah, ok. And I guess banning pedos is bad for profits. Sorry, kids!

But what is the medium for interaction with the kids? This seems like a game that could be offline. Is there some sort of “social” aspect to it?

I don’t understand Roblox. Wasn’t it a way to put things together and program them? How did it become a place for pedos to groom kids?

Cowabunga, dudes

Nest is so tragic. Great independent company who made a sleek, high-end, innovative product. Bought by the most evil company* and completely enshittified. I don’t want to create more e-waste, so I still have mine and capitulated to their account demands. I almost look forward to them killing what I have now so that I can support a competitor.

*two-way tie with Meta for most evil

Now show Smithers

We had that a couple years ago, it was so nice