Put in bowel, add in mayonnaise

Uh. Not the way I would gain weight, but to each their own.

Govt: “we need you to launch this thing, as you’ve done a million times already and we assume you will do again”

XaiXxteslaspace: “naw, we’re busy on the other thing that is turning into a quagmire”

Govt: shockedpikachu.jpg

I just blinked and turned 50. Get the good immersion blender. :)

Calamari

avoid anything that has clowns in it or any media that has clowns.

Don’t turn on Fox News then

“I call to order the first meeting of the ‘No Donalds’ club.”

“But you let in Donald Rumsfeld?”

“Sorry, No Donalds.”

“Hu-hyuk!”

Yeah it wouldn’t be done if it didn’t work. I just don’t understand.

Seriously, who the fuck gets a junk mail flyer and is like “I didn’t know to vote for this person but now I definitely will!”

Person: “how do I get healthier?”

Doctor: “lose weight”

Person: shockedpikachu.jpg

*critique

trump literally only cares about himself. He would never take the long view necessary to keep the evil empire running after he’s gone. What happens then is not even considered.

Wrong, $1 trillion pay package.

I’ve been told the Brits call July 4 “thanksgiving”.

My point being, yes hosting email is a pain in the ass but it can be done. Hosting a Fediverse server is also a good bit of work. So email is the original federated protocol but there’s really no way to “fix” it.

Do you host any type of Fediverse server? If no, why not?

Traditional dance-posting

Just more of me to love, baby.

Panko no less. We have a chef on our hands

“Set the cabin temperature to 72 degrees.”

Car: “The holocaust didn’t happen”

It’s always been a fool’s errand to attempt software in the education or medical space. The requirements are too onerous and haphazard to be anywhere near worth it.