It’s looking at me!

Making babies… at this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the school, localized entirely within this broom closet?

That’s right, dead serious about having to pee!

To be fair, none of these LLM companies make profits, so there is nothing to fine or tax.

Hello. Smithers. You’re quite good. At. Turning me yellow.

Homer, find your soul meme!

The Nev-R-Die

Three more feet and I can fit it in the Mordor!

He really said “fuckin’” wow.

Steamed hams

$20 firm, I know what I got

I have a friend whose son was selling these to all the people in the ‘hood. Really trying to take advantage of the pity sales. Lots of people caved, and I refused to on the grounds that I can’t support a MLM - regardless of the product. The parents were pretty upset I didn’t buy any, despite the fact that I already have nice knives.

You scaringed the fuck out of me

I can’t get this car in my garage fast enough. I was a Tesla enthusiast and owner until, well, ya know….

3 days!? But I feel like dancing now!

Instead of suing each other in front of a judge, both parties agree to have a neutral third party (an arbitrator) settle disputes privately

The “neutral” third party is chosen by the company. So… yeah.

Iran should retaliate by blowing up the White House, since it’s full of 12-year-olds.

I own a kilt and have the little bag that goes around my waist. When I wear that shit (usually at the RenFest) with no underwear, I totally get dresses. Airy, freeing, so easy to lift it and just piss. It needs to be societally acceptable.

That photoshop job is so well done, hilarious

Ah, so basically French for “6-7” :D