Lol sounds like a threat? Odd.

My dad prefers pepsi and is reasoning is sound.

It’s less sweet and pairs better with lemon, which he adds to his pepsi. It’s less carbonated.

I prefer coke. Extra fizzy. No lemon. Perhaps vanilla 😋

Get a load of this guy! Doesn’t know about the crab people!

Ooga booga antichrist

Plz gib billions 🥺

I fight antichrist and help bring back Jesus! 💪

I just need billions 🥺

I was just gonna say “they became incels, who then bought alpha male culture”

“Why is everyone so upset? I just got so much more money…”

what

F… friends?

Go outside. What the fuck is wrong with you?

“As fascism took over, divorce became the only reasonable option.”

As a cybersecurity engineer holy lmao bad idea.

You think identity theft is bad with socials?

You think fraud is bad with credit cards?

Jesus fuck, y’all.

DEF CON 37 - “Eye-Spy: Building Convincing Synthetic Iris Data for Fun and Profit”

He had every opportunity to use tarriff funds to cover snap and make tariffs look moderately not horrible.

But nope. Grinch is gonna Grinch.

Uhauls gonna get expensive!

It’s just cute. Look at OPs profile. They post tons of cute stuff. 😊

Oh this won’t go well.

Cartels don’t… Care about war crimes. Like at all. Like less than Trump.

These soldiers families are about to be at risk.

Wild shit to go military on cartels.

I was genuinely wondering why I woke up at 430 am. Like 530 is uncommon but 430?! The fuck?

Went back to bed, woke up before 8?? Like all week it was hard to get my laptop open for 8am but suddenly… what?

My girlfriend reminded me.

Guys that’s only them getting $1.56 each

For every single second since the birth of Jesus Christ

Added to their individual wealths all worth about 100x that amount.

It’s only $1.35M per day over 2025 years.

It’s no big deal.

I heard Google sent out emails to outlook customers suggesting they switch to Gmail when azure went down last week. A tongue in cheek response to edge asking folks to leave chrome.

This timeline blows.

Ending gerrymandering is as simple as doing the popular vote.

A billion dollars doesn’t make 15 year olds legal, spez.

I’ll bet money that China attacks Taiwan before 2030 because that is unilaterally what they have said for fucking decades.

I have no doubt the rising tensions in the south China sea are them aligning to make good on this continued promise.

I’d bet money it happens before trump is out of office. Id bet it’s before fucking November 2028.