wage slavery

Can’t wait to die of a disease in my food because it’s unavoidable. Thank you republicucks, this will surely help other immunocompromised/auto immune disease people.

Goodbye chat

I feel bad for laughing at this as hard as I did

The poor Onion can only tell actual news stories now

It’s for tracking “undesirables”

But first add quotation marks around knows and then it’s fine

Who still has any trust in us outside of other fascists and autocrats?

Good on you Van Hollen actually going to check if he was alive and not leaving until you got it. Now if only all democrats had the fucking balls to step up

I’m just sitting here watching the end of the world

No shit

We all know the worst thing to hear when your underage is mild swears!

Verbal abuse though? That’s fine!

/s obviously

2 might be generous

I’ll miss you free weather reports

Also during tornado season

And in other news fire is hot, house cats are an invasive species, and native grasses are stripped out and replaced foreign grass because it looks greener. More at 11.

And that’s what you get for visiting the white supremacist house

And nothing of value was lost

That’s bonus points, Thatcher is the second target

Might be a bit generous

I don’t live in a blue state sadly, I can’t trust myself with a weapon because I know what would happen if I had one. So for me, I have to consider leaving everything behind just to be safe