Making Salmonella Great Again

  • RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com
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    45 minutes ago

    Relax, it’s not as bad as it sounds. Yes, of course, you will be sick more often, and you might die sooner, but you can take really easy steps to prevent at least some diseases. Cook everything you prepare thoroughly, no rare steak, no juicy whatever. Avoid prepared/processed foods. Don’t drink from the tap, don’t use ice cubes.

    If you have any questions, just ask any other third world nation.

  • BigMacHole@lemm.ee
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    5 hours ago

    Phew! I was getting EXTREMELY ANGRY at these SOCIALISTS using MY TAX DOLLARS to Inspect FOOD! I’m MUCH Happier Now that those SAME DOLLARS are being used to pay Elon Musk for KILLER SATELITES Instead!

  • oxysis@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    5 hours ago

    Can’t wait to die of a disease in my food because it’s unavoidable. Thank you republicucks, this will surely help other immunocompromised/auto immune disease people.

    Goodbye chat