• FUCKRedditMods@lemm.ee
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    46
    arrow-down
    3
    ·
    1 year ago

    Swap coffee and energy drinks. Energy drinks are def the most braindead of the bunch—I know, I used to buy them.

    Also where is the “100mg adderall” option?

  • FrostKing@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    23
    ·
    1 year ago

    Can’t tell you the amount of times someone has acted astonished when I tell them I drink coffee because I genuinely like it—i just drink it in the morning because if I drank it later it’d keep me awake.

    A lot of people drink it purely to stay awake and I do not get that. Get some caffeine pills or something.

  • Dr. Coomer@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    24
    arrow-down
    1
    ·
    1 year ago

    I’m starting to think it’s physically impossible to get enough sleep to where your not tired when you wake up.

    • monotiller@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      17
      arrow-down
      1
      ·
      1 year ago

      I have a sleep tracker and it keeps saying, “girl, you’re the best at sleeping, getting the 8 hours, getting the REM, going to bed and waking up at consistent times, blood oxygen maybe a little lower than usual but if there was a sleep competition you’d easily be top 100!”

      But yet I still feel like death in the morning

  • Gork@lemm.ee
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    20
    ·
    1 year ago

    Clearly we need to be eating 100% chocolate to get 100% energy.

  • Omega_Jimes@lemmy.ca
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    18
    ·
    1 year ago

    There aren’t enough hours of sleep for me to go to uni for 8 hours, then go to work for 8 hours and not feel like a mess.

  • 1984@lemmy.today
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    17
    arrow-down
    2
    ·
    edit-2
    1 year ago

    I see teenagers drinking energy drinks and I’m always thinking marketing really works on teenagers. Because those are the only people drinking that shit and they are also trying to appear “cool”. So easy targets for marketing.

    • CheesyFox@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      5
      arrow-down
      1
      ·
      1 year ago

      I always drunk energy drinks bc of their unique taste that I liked at the moment. Never seen ads that were saying “energy drinks are cool” tho.

        • droans@lemmy.world
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          2
          ·
          1 year ago

          In the US, that’s actually because of semi-voluntary regulations. In the EU and other areas, it’s less voluntary.

          They can’t claim or imply that drinking will help improve your social status or sexual success. They also can’t claim or imply that it’ll help you relax or that the alcohol is a positive quality.

          Basically, they’re not allowed to show someone drinking and looking like they’re having a good time… But they’re allowed to show one or the other.

      • Lesrid@lemm.ee
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        1
        ·
        1 year ago

        I used to order caffeine free Bang, then I realized my gut was doing backflips because of the sweetener.

    • Holyginz@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      1
      ·
      1 year ago

      I prefer a sugar free red bull to wake up first thing in the morning instead of coffee and I haven’t been a teenager for over a decade. It works better for me and tastes better. Its all just preference.

      • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        3
        ·
        1 year ago

        yeah but how do i get out of bed when it physically hurts to even think about moving my pinky finger in the morning? i have to sleep like 10 hours for that to go away.

        • LukeMedia@lemmy.world
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          1
          ·
          1 year ago

          That sounds like another issue that I am unqualified to diagnose, you might want to speak to a qualified doctor about that.

        • LukeMedia@lemmy.world
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          7
          ·
          1 year ago

          It does exist, it’s just not the easiest thing to achieve, especially with what is expected of most people for work.

          • HRDS_654@lemmy.world
            link
            fedilink
            arrow-up
            4
            arrow-down
            1
            ·
            1 year ago

            It is also a constantly moving goalpost that our body never quite figures out. Some days 7 hours of sleep is fine, others you need 10, and your body is really bad at telling you which days need certain amounts of rest.

            • LukeMedia@lemmy.world
              link
              fedilink
              arrow-up
              4
              ·
              1 year ago

              In my experience, keeping a steady pattern both weekdays and weekends helps to that end. That’s easier said than done, though.

      • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        1
        ·
        1 year ago

        i mean i doubt it since my diet is very varied and contains a lot of both meat and veggies, but i guess i might as well try it.

        • Microplasticbrain@lemm.ee
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          1
          ·
          1 year ago

          Maybe schedule an annual checkup and have them do some bloodwork. You never know but it helps to catch things sooner

          • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de
            link
            fedilink
            arrow-up
            1
            ·
            1 year ago

            have had bloodwork and basic heart/breath check done as part of another investigation and i’m like exactly in the middle of the range of healthy values.

              • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de
                link
                fedilink
                arrow-up
                1
                ·
                1 year ago

                i guess i’ll have to try forcing myself to do that, problem is that it takes me hours for the bone-deep lethargy to bleed away, and before that i can only just about haul myself into my computer chair

  • ѕєχυαℓ ρσℓутσρє@lemmy.sdf.org
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    12
    ·
    edit-2
    1 year ago

    This is mostly accurate. (Except for the fact that coffee and energy drinks need to be switched.) I only need to drink coffee in the morning if I can’t sleep properly. On a regular day, I only drink some in the afternoon, and thats too only because I just like drinking coffee.