Beep Beep 🚚
🍏🍎🍐🍊🍋🍈🫐🍓🍇🍉🍌🍒🍑🥭🍍🥥🥦🥑🫛🍆🍅🥝🥬🥒🌽🥕🥐🍠🫚🥔🧅🥯🍞🥖🥨🧀🧇🥞🧈🍳🥚🥓🥩🍗🍖🫓🍕🍟🍔🌭🥙🧆🌮🌯🥗🍲🍜🍝🥘🍛🍣🍱🥟🦪🍥🍘🍚🍙🐠🍤🪼🦀🐙 🍗🥮🍢🍡🍧🍰🧁🥧🍦🍨🎂🍮🍭🍬🍫🥜🌰🍪🍿🍯🥛☕️🍵🍺🍶🥤🧋🧃🥂🍷🥃🍸🍹🧉🔋I’d like a grazing platter and a glass of champagne please.
🐇🐄🦬🐂🫏🐐🍾
I’m not sure why but some of the emojis end up as white squares.
The 3rd and 5th emoji are white squares for me.
The 3rd one is a buffalo. The 5th is a ❌️ for me.
Donkey
I can see it from my phone now. Was on desktop earlier though wefwef.
The 5th is a donkey I think.
Calimari salad?
🦑🥗
Hard tack & rum me hearty!
🥩🥃🍾
Why has not evolution equipped us off switches?
I’ve turned into a hysterical fountain.
Why has not evolution equipped us off switches?
if we didnt we wouldnt feel our feelings, and we wouldnt get better! -signed the bloke who REFUSES to learn this lesson IRL
Feeling feelings hurts, but in the end it’s necessary to grow.
Sometimes we just need a big ugly day-long cry.
Sadly, I’ve inherited the bloated face that lasts two days as a reward for my ugly crying tears.
Worst super power ever.
Got tea bags or a cucumber?
Over the years, I’ve done all the things.
Reduces somewhat, but I still look like:
Sympathy! I too turn into an utter PuffTroll if I cry. Embarrassing.
Commiserations. It’s the absolute worse if you have to work.
I just can’t cry elegantly. Quite annoying, really. 😂
What are feelings? I’m only aware of a constant low level sense of dissatisfaction lol
especially with ourselves, right?
Abso fucking lutely
hugs 😘
Ou est le pluie?
My shopping list is made and I’m ready to go out. Rain should be here any minute now. 👍⛈️
Ici.
Der Regen ist nirgends zu sehen.
2am circling cropper. Some kind of shit going down.
Just checked flight radar, that’s a yikes. It’s in Oakleigh now though, hopefully you’re safe…
I did not know that was a thing. Another toy to waste time on 😺
Almost every time I see a plane (or hear a particularly loud one) I check to see who dares disturb my midday slumber
Cop planes don’t disclose most of their info though, so I usually just rely on almost everything being “unknown” to figure out if it’s a copper chopper
Could the media please shut the fuck up about Raygun. Please let this story die.
It’s gotten a lot colder outside, I think the rains are coming.
Was just outside and Marge is definitely on her way 🌽
This weather sucks.
Hey now
Hey now
Hear what I say now
dont dream its over
I’m sitting in front of this now. I can’t seem to get up.
God help me.
🏗️
Don’t eat all the apricot and apple or you’re going to have a bad time
I had a good go over the apple rings, so yummy and some cupcakes.
And it burns, burns, burns,
The ring of fire
The ring of fireeeeIt’s more shitting through the eye of a needle biz.
Purchased a bottle of Bearface Canadian whiskey…it’s not great.
On par with Aussie offerings and nowhere near the Scottish and Irish drams.
3/5 swollen alcoholics fingers
Today was meant to be a lecture catch up day but the day went by and I did fuck all. Woke up late and spent time with the dog. Dog spent the day yawning. Big mood. Went to work and felt anxious for some reason. Did a quiz. Now I am exhausted. Tomorrow, I shall redeem myself.
If you have the energy spend five minutes writing a to do list for tomorrow
It’s okay, you can do it! 💪
Cheers Peppercorns 🍺
The man goes back to work on Monday so it’s like the closing ceremony.
Cheers 🥤
🍺
Bottoms up buttercup 🍺
Here’s mud in ya eye 🍺
Cheers
Sames 🍺
gasp
You’ve mastered it!
I know!! Go me!! Baby steps.
Chin chin 🍻
Also, here’s to Force’s last day drinks!
That’s actually Wednesday. Today was my last Friday. Still working Monday to Wednesday 😞
Oops. Well, it’s the countdown to your last day (not long to go!), and we’re rehearsing
One of us needs to remember this for Wednesday and I nominate you.
Ha! You’re asking a menopausal woman to remember something?
(Lucky I’m the queen of lists)
This made me laugh because I’m forever talking to myself “where’s me list. Where’s me list” while I search for my jotter.
To you 🍺 and @Force_majeure123@aussie.zone 🍺
Cheers!
🍺
So, I’ve had this single annoying hair coming down over my eyes, brush the hair away, it doesn’t go away or soon comes back.
Just now in front of the mirror, I found it. The thing was a massive eyebrow hair. I yanked it, and I kid you not - the thing was 4cm long! I’m entering my old-man eyebrow phase, and I don’t like it.
I get those rarely, but on my upper arm near my shoulder. Super weird. The body is a strange place.
I’d lean into it and practice being super expressive with your eyebrows heh
Think of it as your Peter Capaldi Cosplay Years
I have a nose hair that threatens to attach to the otherside if I don’t get it in time.
It always amazes me how the hair which isn’t growing where or how it ought to is so robust, yet on top the thinning brittle hair mocks me in the mirror 🎭
Unseasonal burst of warm weather is over. Resume standard winter operating procedures. In bed, electric blanket on, rainy weekend ahead.
Ugh, not liking the overcast (maybe rainy) conditions ahead. Everyone who did their laundry this week must be so relieved.
At least the temps don’t look so bad! More like Sydney temps. I think we’re safely past the 1C mornings and 11C maxes…? hopefully…
August is never a trustworthy month. But fingers crossed…
August is a liar and a scoundrel.
Happy Friday 🙂