During its flyby of Earth on 20 August, ESA’s Jupiter Icy Moons Explorer (Juice) found ingredients for life in Earth’s atmosphere.
  • hydroptic@sopuli.xyz
    402·
    3 months ago

    Oh don’t worry, we’re working on fixing that. There may be life on Earth, but no intelligent life.

          • Kraiden@kbin.earth
            1·
            3 months ago

            Cows. Big Moo-y girls. They get very animated and goofy when they’re happy and it’s adorable

          • Kraiden@kbin.earth
            1·
            3 months ago

            But yes, I see now I misread the original comment…

            cows are pretty smart too though

            • abbadon420@lemm.ee
              2·
              3 months ago

              They are so curious too. It’s so cute how curious they are. You go stand by a meadow with cows and they’ll all come running towards you to check you out. Then you walk away and they’ll just walk along.

              • Kraiden@kbin.earth
                2·
                3 months ago

                Cows are incredible and I love them so much! I really do have to credit that sub for opening my eyes to how awesome they are though. I always thought they were pretty brain dead before, and then I started looking into it. That sub is the most effective argument for vegetarianism I’ve ever seen.

    • palordrolap@fedia.io
      83·
      3 months ago

      I about gave myself an aneurysm deliberately and pedantically (and dare I say, facetiously) trying to parse this as written (lack of punctuation) rather than as intended.

      Any such pain is well deserved, of course, but still.

      Best guess, something owns or has some oversight of an entire group of human (or at least sentient) control tests (or control testers) that are identified by the letter ‘a’.

      There is no conclusive evidence that its b control test people are better than its a control test people.

  • spittingimage@lemmy.world
    7·
    3 months ago

    Okay, so now we know that Earth has the necessary elements for life to form. We won’t be able to confirm it actually has until we go there.

  • Tanis Nikana@lemmy.world
    42·
    3 months ago

    yeah but so’s lunchables. pyrrhic victory

    neatly partitioned meats and cheeses appeal to me on an aesthetic level ok mfer

    ham cheese. ham cracker. cheese cracker. ham and cheese cracker. ham and cheese

    could even do it like a little big mac so it’s like cracker ham cheese cracker ham cheese cracker

    shit there’s nobody says you can’t go like ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham. great big ol hampuck just for me.