To have my dad and aunt cured of their disease so I can finally feel happiness again
The Return of the British Empire
I hear a monkeys paw rattling somewhere right now…
Shhh you might summon every K9 on the platform!
My wife to stop drinking.
Oooft hope my wife wouldn’t write something like this about me. No actual drama but my routine of being a middle-class wine drinker sinking glasses in front of the tv in the evening could be considered problematic.
Happiness.
I want real freedom. It’s basically impossible.
Freedom is free, comfort is what costs.
While I’m a huge fan of what you’re saying, I’m more about going unimpeded. Barriers really suck.
That’s easy. Just stop wanting to do the things you can’t do.
That sounds like a restriction.
Snow
real and true.
I have all that I can reasonably want that I could reasonably be given, so I’m making a gift instead, I’m off donating blood in half an hour, hopefully someone will appreciate it 😋
I want to be able to buy out the entirety of my geeky/nerd knick knack store. But I most likely won’t because I’d feel cluttered with so many figurines and other stuff that I’d end up donating it.
New PC, new chain and sprocket for my moto, or pay down some debt would be nice, ain’t gonna happen tho lol.
I want my council tax bill paid. They didn’t take it for two years straight due to an administrative error - I even had a direct debit setup - but have only just now realised on their side and now they want all of it back at once. Paid off a big lump of it immediately but had to go on a payment plan where they take an extra £400 per month for the next quarter.
My mum to meet my daughter.
I’m certain I won’t get it, as it’s not on my wishlist nor have I ever mentioned it to anyone, but my number one desired object right now is a life-sized, anatomically correct model of a specific non-human animal body part.
A furry accessory?
I guess you could call it that too. Especially if you’re dressing up as a stallion.
You can say horse penis on Lemmy :-)
I don’t know what you’re talking about.
Some day I’d love to be the owner of a Curta calculator, but considering the cheapest I’ve ever seen them is $700 I don’t think that’ll ever be a Christmas gift. A tax refund gift to myself perhaps one day, but certainly not a Christmas gift.
Fuck me for wanting one a loong time ago when you could get a real old one for like 350€… but absolutely not having the money.
What a masterpiece and a story too.
More than three days off this month.
Linux market share to grow more
B… But I thought 2025 would be the year of the Linux desktop!
