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TachyonTele@lemm.ee to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 months ago

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TachyonTele@lemm.ee to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 months ago
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    Bananas come from the sun, it’s simple.

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      Is light just really small bananas bouncing off of everything?

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        Well that is a very simplified view of nature, in reality they do not always bounce and banana is just a catch all term for any elongated fruit.

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          TIL a cucumber is a banana.

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            SCIENCE!

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        And if you shine a beam of light through some slits, the banans split.

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          It’s also a smoothie.

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          Only if I take your word for it though right? If I check myself…

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            Caught me slipping!

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        sounds right

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        Why do you think we measure things by light years?

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          Only distance, we measure things in bananas

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            A banana is about 0.6 light-nanoseconds long.

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              It takes light approximately 8,404494e11 bananas to travel from the surface of the sun to the earth (that’s like 840449400000 = eight hundred forty billion four hundred forty nine million four hundred thousand bananas (English is not my first language, not sure if the numerals are supposed to be plural))

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        Yes, that is why the banana phone was such a revolutionary invention.

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        Only if it’s yellow light.

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      /technicallythetruth

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        They are constructed by the sun and made up of it’s dead breathren

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      That’s why they’re yellow.

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