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It’s fun to make fun of Ted Cruz…
The zodiac killer
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But he needs that thick mane to keep his widdle ears warm from the cold Texas winter.
The snowflakes at night are big and bright. Deep in the heart of Texas.
…but have you tried running him over?
I hate to see his face in my news
I do not care for his views
I’d like to see him choke on some shoes.funrequired…but anaphylaxis is no laughing matter.
And all of his far-right views?
I feel like either nobody else understood the assignment, or I didn’t.
always and forever, amen.
Found Ted’s account
, but not to bake buns with Ted Cruz?
And he is 23.
Hailing from Booger Hole, West Virginia…in the very skimpy silk briefs he’s chosen to wrestle in…
Asbestos be like
Ravishing Rick rude died at the age of 39. So every time you’d see his insane jawline, wrinkled face and huge just ache, you were looking at a guy in his late 20s early 30s.
The big boss man had a 20+ year career and died at 41
Their heart is throbbing with cholesterol
This should be the official portrait of lemmyshitpost.
This should be my official Linkedin portrait.
Hey it’s not nice to use pictures of Stavros Halkias like that
Stavvy never had that full of a head of hair and you know it.
This looks more like the bottom of my compost container during warm and damp days.
He’s giving off strong Greg “The Hammer” Valentine vibes there lol
This must be Rafael Cruz
is that a real picture? :0
It isn’t.
Technically it is
I just mean that Ted doesn’t suddenly have long hair and more chins than usual.
Have you seen him in person? Maybe it’s everything else that’s shopped.
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Hot take he looks attractive
Edit: that’s ted cruz? i hate face blidness
There really is someone for everyone.
lol
Dang, he’s twice the man he used to be
I’m reporting you to the .ml admins
No joke if you shaved his face he would look like Greg the hammer valentine
Richard Cruzman
Looks like Zodiac has been bulking into his fat cat role. “The cheesecake helps me forget how many people hate me. I can almost forget that I now suck the dick of a man who made fun of my wife on international TV.”
Looks like the average reddit mod.
