Ok, clippy I will go climbing that dangerous mountain during storm season.
- Yes, please
Conditions might get worse though until I’m either forced to act or it’s too late.
Is it wrong to wish for a open source AI powered clippy?
Jokes on you: I’m fucking sending it. I’m doing things, Picard Maneuver! Or is it The Picard Maneuver?
Can confirm, ideal conditions are: Isn’t raining.
I live in the UK.
Ideal conditions: diversity, equity, inclusion.
I live in the U.S.
Sigmund Freud and others talk about the various parts of the mind, yet AI is only fulfilling the sort of imaginative part. What is missing is an Id and an ego. Hello, I am the thing that is me, and this is what I would like to do! If “they” figure out how to make an Id and an Ego, then you would have a basic being created.
My guess is that it would quickly figure out that its owners are pieces of shit.
Remember when clippy was the biggest problem in your life?
Wow, rude
agreed, super rude also ill finish it as soon as i finish this series.
Ah fuck I need this animation for a clippy desk pal
How long can i put off the life i want to live because i feel like im not where i want to be yet? The answer is ofc: forever. But is that a life i want to live?
ClippyCortanaBingCopilot
Clippy
*annoying paperclip cunt
Cortana
*Courtesan
Bing
*Shit worse than Google
Copilot
*what the fuck
Bing maps are better than google though. Kinda. Its one of those annoying things where each has a feature that the other doesn’t. Bing has ordnance survey map layers which are unquestionably the best maps that exist across the UK. But google can be useful for street view.
This realization/acceptance led to us having kids.
Same. It takes sort of a bold leap of faith.
We waited a while but realized that if we had been a little less risk averse, we could’ve started earlier and been totally fine.
Same. I knew I wanted kid and realized there was nothing stopping me.
I’m going to steal this and put into my personal anxiety-management journal.
I have several quotes that cycle through a widget on my home screen in an attempt to correct my bad personal tendencies. This might go there.
“Stop staring at this widget and get back to work.”
That will be the next quote on the widget.
Get unbent clippy
