• reallykindasorta@slrpnk.net
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    1 month ago

    You’re not taking into account my mouse supremacy theory wherein the mice have been manipulating us for years to research and come up with treatments for mouse diseases. They’re hoping they can reach immortality before the humans return to monke.

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      1 month ago

      “Oh well, as they say, the best laid plans of mice…”

      “…and men?”

      “What have men got to do with it?!”

      • The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy Trilogy
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    1 month ago

    I don’t know about the flies, aren’t they bred to be wing-less for easier handling? Not very viable outside of labs.