Don’t Ever Be A Cunt

ignore me (seriously) I just needed to yell out somewhere
Fuck you Alzheimer’s
Taking one of the strongest bestest humans I have ever known and laying her low.
FUCK YOU SHE was and is so strong. Oh if there is a God take her home. It’s time.
FUCK YOU FUCKING ALZHEIMER’S
Gawd it’s rough. We’re all here for you if you need to yell more.
Fuck that’s rough. I am so sad you’re going through this, it’s such an awful thing. I barely have a comforting word, sorry!
tired, early night
goodnight everyone, sweetdreams 😘
Made it down the bellarine.
Seems like the kiddos are really leaning into Halloween down here costume-wise. Suppose there’s not much else to do down here at that age lol.
They can have a 4 year old ferrero rocher if they come knocking but they’ll have to split it.
a lovely weekend to be down the coast :)
oh dear, I put the cat dino hat on Bill now he’s hiding under the bed and I can’t even get it off him
can’t take a photo either
Fun times…
spoiler

I love you all (especially Seagoon)
You’re only human
😭
I love youse guys more
So I woke up at 10:20, didn’t get the kids to care till midday, went to pick up their birthday present bikes that weren’t ready, then couldn’t find the Marathons to switch out the pram tyres. At least I have Monday to myself to try it all again
somedays are just like that
I sorted out all my make up a, threw out all the old stuff, made room for the new stuff. I have a new eye shadow palette and some palettes I have barely used so Imma wear a different colour every day for fun and see what I like.
today was glitter dark gold brown, I liked it :)
Got another year older today. Counting blessings but also damn life sometimes.
Happy Birthday!
Congrats! Milestones be milestones. Some are good and some could be better. But they are all worthy of attention.
Thankyou for your wisdom 🩷
Happy b’day!
Thankyou muchly
Happy birthday!!!
Thanks 😄
Happy birthday 🍭
Ooooh a lolly pop. Thankyou!
Happy Birthday. :)
Thankyou Mama Seagoon.
Happy birthday 🎂 🍺
I figure today is a good day to leave the dog outside to ambush the kids walking passed for trick or treating. Give 'em a little scare.
You have to dress him in a little outfit
And then post photos for us

He doesn’t like pics being taken. The best drunken me can do.
He’s very cute 🥰
He’s cute and a handful.
I’ve just shifted the bowl of lollies closer to the neighbours so the dog can’t see people stop.
😂
My dog is cunning. He knows which way they are walking, runs up and waits until they’re parallel and starts barking. Little shit.
For those who are having an extra long weekend, I hope it’s a good one. For those working on Monday, I hope it’s a bludge. For the rest of you 'ave good weekend.
Cheers 🍺
Spooky cheers 👻👻🍻
Gruesome back at ya 💉🩸🩸🩸👹🍺🍺🍺
Cheers 🍻
Cheers 🍺
Sooo keen for a four-day weekend 🍺
Cheers 🍺
I’m having a two-day week after a five-day weekend. I did almost nothing, just went for a ride each day. It was amazing.
Days like that are good. Wherever life takes you.
Cheers! 🍻
Cheers 🍺
Cheers!
Cheers 🍺
Three days spent horizontal in bed, looking to be a fourth at this point. Getting a med cert to at least get an extension on submitting my slides. Hopefully will be fine for Thursday to present. The other option was delay it until December.
Cheers 🍻
rest until you’re well
get well real soon, so many hugs
Get well soon and Cheers 🍺
Trying to stashbust… start blanket, screw up stitch count and rip out inches of work -_-
Audiobooks to the rescue
A lot of people who start out crocheting forget that stitch at the end and they don’t realise until they’re so far in. I started out making bags and pockets for things like my knitting needles and ipads and stuff because the stitches are easier to count and I could practice patterns and stuff. Fuck counting stitches.
Some people start with granny squares and sew them up into a blanket.
The point is and I’m gonna be harsh here, if you’re dropping stitches on a blanket then you’re probably not ready for a blanket.
I’ve done granny squares but really didn’t want to stitch everything together at the end.
I didn’t forget the stitch at the end, and didn’t drop a stitch.
I’m doing the lemon peel stitch and it turns out while listening to an audiobook I did two DC in a row, which made me finish on a SC when not meant to. I’ve sorted that out now and trying to get the hang of everything again/pay more attention.
But yeah I am definitely still very green with crochet. It’s taking me a minute to get my confidence.
I don’t like sewing pieces together either that’s why I crab stitch them together instead.
Also I found my tension kind of sucked so the squares were slightly inconsistent sizes… figured I’d do a continuous stitch to try and work on the rhythm
That’s why you start making small stuff first so you can practice tension.
Thankfully it’s just a really small pet blanket. It’s still going to be a test of patience and may or may not get finished
more stuff to take to the opshop
the cupboards and shelves and wardrobes are looking less crammed :)
I’m filling a bag too













