Here is some monkey tax and more. I think if I’m equipped with a pair of gloves next time, I’ll be a winter convert. It’s not always dull and grey.
spoiler
snow.
Ok mental health day has been called in. Four day weekend here we go!
Check your work rules? Mine requires a cert if a day adjoins a weekend with a public holiday.
Yeh I do need a med cert but that’s fine
yeah mine says that too. I don’t do it because I’m a fuckin’ 47 year old woman, not a child. Never had any consequences.
Like most things, getting into trouble is mostly made up
The concert last night was fucking incredible. No wonder people rave about his concerts. It’s like nothing I’ve ever seen before. Amazing.
Good morning. I’m pleased to wake and find the effects of the muscle relaxants have finally worn off. What a shit 24hrs. Headache, grogginess and nausea.
Those things are either make you feel like floating on air, or like the worst hangover.
Glad you’re on the mend.
My head’s on the mend, I’m still struggling with random muscle cramping whenever I get chilly which is still super shit.
Dang, is it physical or neurological?
I’ve got low iron and low magnesium so I’m hoping it’s just something that I can supplement away. Amusingly, my blood appears to be not 🤘metal🤘 enough. I’m also feeling the cold much more than I normally do but I’ve also lost a bunch of weight so that could just be missing the insulation. Irritatingly it’s not in muscles I can easily reach to dry-needle.
So you’re getting healthier and suffering? That kind of tracks to be honest. When I lost weight years ago, definitely felt it in the winter.
Like proper felt it.
I bought one of those spiky cushions to lie on, and that’s helped with circulation to my back heaps. Sucks for the first minute and when getting up, but does wonder.
Like I said chatting to Gibson the other day, I’ve mostly gone vegetarian the last few years so it tracks that I’m low iron. The supplements are working, just slowly and I’m not sure that’s the actual problem. Doctors only know so much. I think I’ve got a shakti mat somewhere, I’ll give it a try.
Ted Report.
Ted has lost 1.25 kg in the past year, which is excellent. Vet was very happy.
But he was so stressed he couldn’t get vaccinated. So he has some sedative to take and will get vaccinated next week.
poor little guy
and Miss Seagoon found out his full name is Theodore, he’s not just Ted.
Beep Beep 🚚
🍏🍎🍐🍊🍋🍈🫐🍓🍇🍉🍌🍒🍑🥭🍍🥥🥦🥑🫛🍆🍅🥝🥬🥒🌽🥕🥐🍠🫚🥔🧅🥯🍞🥖🥨🧀🧇🥞🧈🍳🥚🥓🥩🍗🍖🫓🍕🍟🍔🌭🥙🧆🌮🌯🥗🍲🍜🍝🥘🍛🍣🍱🥟🦪🍥🍘🍚🍙🐠🍤🪼🦀🐙 🍗🥮🍢🍡🍧🍰🧁🥧🍦🍨🎂🍮🍭🍬🍫🥜🌰🍪🍿🍯🥛☕️🍵🍺🍶🥤🧋🧃🥂🍷🥃🍸🍹🧉🔋Nonna’s roll w/egg, vege sausage, sauerkraut, caramalised onion buttered with brie. thx chef.
👵🌯🥚🍆🛢️🥬⏰🧅🧈🧀
🤌🤌🤌bellisimo
apple turnovers with cream & honey and a cup of coffee please chef. Gotta fill up on carbs before tomozz cos I’ll be living on salad & icecream over the weekend due to weather.
🍎🍏↕️🥧🥛🍯☕️
Thanks chef!
Passionfruit pav please
❤️🔥🍊
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Fancy instant ramen with kimchi, egg, fish balls and something else, please Dr chef
💎🍜🌶️🧄🥬🥚🐟🏀⚽️🌅
10/10
Today is look after Ted Cat day.
He’s already tried to bite a few times today. He really does not like being touched.
Poor Ted. Sending Churus to help ease his trauma.
Poor little man. Zylkene helps calm Melbcat (but it’s so expensive now it’s a special occasion thing like for long drives)
sending bags of freeze dried crocodile.
Melbcat has started rubbing her nose and been placed in the cone of shame. Nooo
I’ve just typed the word “investment” wrongly three times in a row. I need a holiday. If I end up typing ‘super fund’ incorrectly, it’s time for a medical certificate.
Slooooow day
Slow slow slowwwwww start to today!
Imagine its 4am
You wake up to the wardrobe door slooooowly opening.
You just woke up from a dream so you’re fucking panicking because what the fuck is going on.
Then the cat walks out of the wardrobe
Once a queen of Narnia always a queen of Narnia.
Due to budget cuts your cat is also your sleep paralysis demon
So Gibson is the new queen of Narnia? Cool.
Does she bring Turkish Delight?
Oh no, someone who went to the Stop Making Sense show left their vinyl slip mat on their train seat when they got up. Is it worth handing into lost property at the station when it opens? How would you even let someone know to ask?
Can it be the weekend now, please?
Resident magpie used the birdbath finally 🐦⬛ -> 💦 -> 👏.
Stood there, watched me fill it up, something clicked, jumped in.
Might be the smell of fresh water or the splashing sounds that triggered it. But now that it knows, you’ll have a regular visitor! I have a couple of magpies that visit my bird bath. One of them only ever drinks, the other one likes to get in and splash around. Only worry I have is the water heats up a lot on hot days, so I try to go change it out in the afternoons if it’s a hot day.
