I’m a chaotic neutral myself. It almost, but not quite appalls my wife.

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    Where’s the one where you suck ketchup straight from the packet and then toss some fries in your mouth?

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        No, there’s a bit of ketchup in the sugar

        How could you not know that ketchup is sugar?!?

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      I’m not sure if the sugar part is meant to be evidence on how disgusting it is but I like sugar

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      Ketchup is fine for small children and the infirm. But that’s it. Everyone else should be using mustard, (preferably with horseradish in it), or some other stronger flavored condiment. Be the adult you are!

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        Nothing more adult than worrying your choice of condiment might be perceived as immature

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          Do I need to add “slashies” to a joke here also? The point of the silly statement was to show the, to use your word, fun immaturity of the this post. And yes, it can be fun to argue about silly things even as an adult - see any sports discussion or conversation about the weather, (slashies). But evidently, there are a lot of people here who don’t understand the humor of such a broad and silly statement without a road map.

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            There is exactly zero indication that your statement is intended as humorous instead of pretentious. “Slashies” as you call them are a thing because tone and nuance don’t convey well over text.

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              The opening line of “The very young and the infirm” is very much over the top and the words chosen are not common use words in daily speech. Understanding the nuance and tone of the written word would seem to be lacking. People used to be able to do that as a general rule.

              It explains a lot about modern education and the general tone of discourse in modern societies.

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                I also despise when people think it’s necessary to type ”/s" at the end of comments, but your original comment does seem more like it’s being sincere than obviously sarcasm!

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        Dang. I run prefer mustard, mayo, and ketchup, in that order, with my fries.

        Horseradish on fries? Never tried it. With Prime rib? Sure.

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          There is little wrong with ketchup, (I am not a big fan of all the sweeteners they put in it these days), but the same old same old gets boring after awhile. A good spicy German mustard is a great choice for your fries. Open your mind and palate to new things.

          To butcher a quote from Andrew Zimmern, “Always try the eyeballs, you never know how good they might taste”

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        Mustard is gross af too, though. Horseradish is biological warfare, not edible food, and I will die on that hill.

        I’m not a condiment person, even adding salt and pepper “to taste” is something I very very rarely do. Condiments are a waste of cooking skill and good ingredients. If I use anything it’s probably hot sauce or like sweet chilli or something actually transformative, or the food is barely edible without it (which I try to avoid). Everything else can go straight in the trash.

        I like the actual taste of my food, no need to cover it up and make it taste exactly the same way every single time via condiments. Be an adult and experience subtle flavor variety.

        Ofc maybe you need condiments because you are a shit cook. That’s ok too, but it doesn’t make you more adult than someone who prefers things differently.

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        You see the squeeze packs are great because its not pain like the tear open packs. You squeeze the two half’s together and sauce comes out the perforation in the centre. It’s great if you want to get a bit of sauce with every bite.

        You sauce, then you bite. And repeat.

        The only thing evil about it is the plastic (and the blasphemous and unaustralaian additional cost some takeaway joints tend to charge for the privilege of having them… Grrr condiments should be free no matter what.)

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    That’s funny because I’m a CG on other charts as well.

    Also hilarious you couldn’t find a picture of ketchup soaked fries but you could find a picture of ketchup in a hand?

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      Plus man… you can generate the image with AI now days… That’s said my attempts didn’t quite get me the level of soakness or covering I wanted. This is probably the best I think, if you imagine there are fries under the ketchup and not a ketchup bowl with fries placed on the borders:

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    Anger those weirdly elitist hotdog council people by putting it on a hotdog you’re having the fries with

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    Using a ketchup packet to apply on the toothbrush, cover your entire teeth with ketchup, and then eat fries.

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    Pure evil … drinking ketchup straight from the bottle and chasing it with a few fries

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    I feel like these alignment jokes are by definition a stretch. There’s always a couple good ones, some OK ones, and some terrible ones. The terrible ones ruin the whole thing for me. It would be better to have a reduced set or find another way to present the good ones I think.