• HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world
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    4 days ago

    Next time you get the opportunity, shake it, milk it, gooch press etc. Then take a single sheet of paper and press it flush against your pee hole. You’ll still notice a small drop that would have otherwise gone in your underwear. That’s why I always use a toilet if I’m able to. And urinals are gross, there’s always splashback even if you can’t see it.

    (No shade at you specifically btw, I didn’t downvote you)