You gotta use tiger balm like a real man
… Toothpaste…?
Yeah, what of it.
Self flagellation
All 10 dentists hate you.
Good
How you think I got my name? It burns good
Y’all use lotion?
Some people don’t have a foreskin, makes it a bit dry to do anything with it without lube.
Who feeds you this bullshit?
You’re apparently uncircumcised and lack the empathetic ability to understand that people with circumcisions often have problems you don’t have to deal with, so kindly fuck off.
Hmm, probably the many penises (and the men attached to them) I have personally interacted with. Some of the circumcisions are quite tight and they’ve said it hurts to jerk off without lube. A dry hand sliding over tight skin is not a good feeling. I personally have a foreskin so I don’t need lube, but I’ve met people who do.
I’m not on either side of the debate, personally don’t care, just sharing my anecdotal experience with circumcised penises.
Someone’s telling you tales, kid.
You probably should do a gay blowbang just to verify your facts. Get 30 guys with foreskin and 30 cut. Do 10 blowies, 10 handies, 10 blowie handies on each group.
This will give you a good test and range. Get back to us and we compare the results.
We all did gay blowbangs so no need to feel ashamed. All for science bro.
I’m not a kid, cunt. Figured that was quite clear when I mentioned handling other mens dicks.
They might an American Republican. That whole party is obsessed with kids playing with dicks.
Hey, you get more dick then that guy. You should be taking the high road here. Mr big shot dick getter.
The poor asshole over there doesn’t deserve your time. Your better then this.
Fuck the high road. It’s entirely made of bullshit.
But don’t you know that orgasms are 100x stronger when you’re uncircumcised, and you can’t pair bond with a woman if you’re cut because all your estrogen receptors were obliterated?
Just kidding, they got this BS from the intactivist community who will make up anything they need to blame circumcision for their psychological sexual dysfunction.
Hey, go fuck yourself. Stop trying to justify infant genital mutilation. It’s abusive, it’s psychotic, it’s traumatic, and it’s atrocious. That’s all you need to know about it, and no amount of hyperbolic strawmen will change that.
Coconut oil
canola because it has a higher smoke point
Mayonaise
The amount of dry beaters is too damn high!
Nair is great too
Vicks Vaporub
This is r/pasting all over again. Welcome to 2012
Your pediatrician will be happy to ready this
Your inefficiency disgusts me.
Use soap or shower gel, and you clean it at the same time.
I, unironically, would like to try this
Don’t
put
minty
things
on genitals.
Don’t
get
in
the
way
of
natural selection.
I’m sure I’ve told this story before, but I had a girlfriend that heard having a mint in your mouth during head would be fun, but we didn’t have any mints, so she used a listerine strip.
She didn’t wait for it to fully dissolve.
It became stuck to the head of my dick and unleashed its listerine minty freshness with a force I have never experienced directly to my pee hole.
I screamed and jumped and ran to the shower to wash it off. She laughed so hard she pissed herself.
It was not a fun time.
I’m sorry but I also laughed. While at the same time lenching my legs in pain at the thought.
Sounds like it was for her
Yeah, I wouldn’t be surprised if she still laughs about it every now and again.
That’s a great lack of empathy.
Nah, it was pretty funny, lol.
tragedy plus time after all.
I think I’m gonna do it
Report back if you survive the experience
Hoptal
Don’t forget to rinse with Listerine after
Na… somethings people need to find out for themselves.
Bah… Golden Star heals my scav.
I ESCAPED TARKOV WHY ARE THE SCAVS BACK?!
(HEAD, EYES)
I escaped, but I went back. 18800 hours so far.
I tried optimizing my morning routine by brushing/mouth washing while in the shower, it was a bad bad idea.
Yeah, brushing in the shower is not for optimization. It’s to feel the feral freedom of the falling foam, that you have been forced to be careful about your whole life, and reveling in shucking those anxieties.
I tried it once and as I recall it ran down my body and I felt that I couldn’t wash it off.
Let me guess, you confused the soap with the paste…
I can almost guarantee it would burn horribly
Horribly or magically?
A “joke” only mutilated people see the humor in. The rest sees stupidity and child-abuse.
But hey, this is shitposting, so…
Child abuse???
Mutilating your kid’s genitals should be considered that. Unless medically indicated, which rarely is.
If you see no problem there, well…🤷🏻
Who is saying anything about mutilating kids genitals. This is just about jerking off, bud. Why do you have kid dicks on the brain?
Who else needs lotion or anything to do it, other than cut dudes?
… I jerk off with lotion… I’m uncircumcised
I jerk off dry… I’m circumcised
Yikes. Never ever heard anyone doing that. Except the murican stereotype-jerker. Lotion and a box of kleenex.
But well, in that case you’re obviously not the target demographic of my comment 😁
What possible demographic are you targeting?
I am circumcised and crank it dry and never had a problem. I think you should talk to a professional, broseidon
Well, your anecdotal knowledge sure changes everything. But I’m sorry your parents did that to you.
Don’t be, I’m not. I didn’t even know until like highschool when I saw an uncircumcised dick for the first time
Criikey… just let him have laugh about jerking off.
Dick mutilators are seething and coping so hard on this
Aye. Of course they are. I probably would too if my parents were such bumholes. It’s a truth you probably don’t want to realise.
