has… has no one ever heard of pajamas? 🤯
(sssh, nobody tell this sub about onesies)
It will be 30 years in the future. The human behind Xavier would have died long ago. And that name and face will still be used…
Real OGs remember Pakalu Papito before Xavier stole their face
How to tell someone has never had a woman sleep in their T-shirt as a nightie.
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7 Is wicked evil
This is sleeping on hard mode, when burglars break in, you have to fight them in naked with slippy socks
I often fall asleep fully clothed, sometimes because I’m in the van, it’s winter and there’s no heating.
Mostly because drugs
Dad, do you know about crack cocaine?
Why do you think you’ve always lived in rented accomodations?
heating is expensive
Definitely more than drugs.
Looks like Xavier’s making it around lemmy today, and is still watching yt ads
Literally the post above this one for me.
My Ex used to sleep wearing only an old shirt of mine. She’s tiny, I’m huge, she wore it like a nightgown, one shoulder showing, hanging down to her knees.
And I loved her for it.
There is another
That kind of shit will get you visited by three ghosts.
How hot are the ghosts?
not very, but one of them has pretty good booze I hear
Seeing that one of them is from the future, that one’s probably really hot. Just not in the way you’d prefer…
honk shoo mimimi swag
Drip 🔥
That’s technically 4, no?
4 + hat
And there’s my wife with the #1, but also a sweater. I don’t know how she can feel that cold when she’s that warm(I call her the furnace) and I can’t even sleep under a blanket. Her body just wildly flings heat energy into the universe.
Patent that and start a business. She could be an entropy-ne’er.
I read this comment and it took me several minutes for it to process.
11/10 amazing pun
Missing option: onesie.
Who’s the madman with just his socks on?
I sleep with socks in winter and my gf fucken hated it for some reason. I had to get into bed and wait for the foot check before sneaking on my special sleeping socks.
Socks? Like plural?
I only wear one sock, until it gets wet…
My feet get easily cold, alright?
Where’s the ‘naked except for a sombrero’ option?
Goddammit! Always under-represented!
Nevermind 4. I have concerns about 7.
That’s more of an answering the door kind of outfit.
Have you never felt a ladies feet at night? Ice blocks.
No…
Same bro.
The ladies fear my nocturnal footsicles.
I like feet and ice. What’s the issue?
Imagine this… It’s -10C outside, 4am so the solar batteries have drained and the heating stopped an hour ago. The winter duvet is amazing, but the bathroom is a tiled floor. By the time you’re done peeing, even the socks are starting to get cool. You rush back into bed, carefully not slashing the warm duvet with your diamond nipples.
I currently have a torn toe nail and I’m terrified of turning over in my sleep and catching it on the sheet and tearing it further back so I’m currently sleeping like 7 for now. I despise it.
My SO has very few boundaries, but… THE SOCKS STAY ON!!!
I’m cool with it.
I hate clothes but my autism variety is socks on always
My autism requires me to first get my shoes on in order to think straight.
But nothing feels better then slipping my socks off to be barefoot under a cool blanket and finnaly stop havjng to think.
Cold feet
it’s a circulation issue.
Yep, my feet are usually cold
Straight up, what’s with this dayshift post?
I’m out here doing my shift at the Ball Crushing Factory while they’re over there sleeping!
I haven’t slept at night since I was a wee lad!
