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TrackShovel@lemmy.today to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 20 hours ago

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TrackShovel@lemmy.today to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 20 hours ago
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  • Riskable@programming.dev
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    18 hours ago

    It’s good that we’re giving animals hints about how to develop technology but you’d think we’d start by handing out matches or something 🤷‍♀️

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      Squirrels will eventually enslave snails for their own 0.01 Hz electrical grid.

      The wheel must turn

      • JasonDJ@lemmy.zip
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        At least it’s something other than boiling water.

        • [deleted]@piefed.world
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          The electricity will be used to boil water.

    • Metz@lemmy.world
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      18 hours ago

      That is how you get pyromaniac slugs.

      • Echo Dot@feddit.uk
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        I just looked it up and your average slug lives for about six years, so even at slug speed that’s quite a lot of damage that slug could do.

        • QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works
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          That is way longer than I expected a slug to live… I would have though less than month but I never claimed to be a slugologist

          • Echo Dot@feddit.uk
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            Most animals live longer than seems reasonable. There a spider that lives in the corner of my garden shed and it still there after five years.

            • kazerniel@quokk.au
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              Otoh small songbirds seldom live beyond 3 years in the wild :(

            • mobyduck648@lemmy.world
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              Herring gulls in extreme cases can live into their 30s. There’s probably a haggard old gull somewhere which remembers the '90s.

              • Natanael@infosec.pub
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                No gulls remember the 90’s, they barely remember yesterday

                • mobyduck648@lemmy.world
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                  Not necessarily true, they’re clever birds and can certainly hold grudges.

            • JasonDJ@lemmy.zip
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              TERRIFIC.

              RADIANT.

              HUMBLE.

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        I’d prefer a cytomantic slug, thank you very much. DOOMSLUG!!

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          cytomantic

          Cytowhatnow?

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            It’s a made-up word from a Brandon Sanderson young adult novel that includes magic-enabling slug familiars.

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              magic-enabling slug familiars

              I can’t decide whether that would be a cute or a disgusting description of a flaccid penis. Specifically that of one of the Puppetry of the Penis guys 😁

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            By etymology that would mean cellular magic, make of that what you will

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              Mantic means magic? 🤔

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                Yes, it’s the adjective form of -mancy, so cytomancy would be cell/cellular magic, and a cytomantic slug is a slug with a cellular magic property of some kind. Think of necromancy/necromantic.

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                  TIL! Thanks 🫶🏼

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