we yearn for the wheel
Keep in mind the y axis has been shortened, so slugs only took up ~7% of wheel usage
I mean, that’s still 7% more than I expected lol
It’s good that we’re giving animals hints about how to develop technology but you’d think we’d start by handing out matches or something 🤷♀️
Squirrels will eventually enslave snails for their own 0.01 Hz electrical grid.
The wheel must turn
That is how you get pyromaniac slugs.
I’d prefer a cytomantic slug, thank you very much. DOOMSLUG!!
cytomantic
Cytowhatnow?
By etymology that would mean cellular magic, make of that what you will
Mantic means magic? 🤔
Yes, it’s the adjective form of -mancy, so cytomancy would be cell/cellular magic, and a cytomantic slug is a slug with a cellular magic property of some kind. Think of necromancy/necromantic.
I just looked it up and your average slug lives for about six years, so even at slug speed that’s quite a lot of damage that slug could do.
That is way longer than I expected a slug to live… I would have though less than month but I never claimed to be a slugologist
Most animals live longer than seems reasonable. There a spider that lives in the corner of my garden shed and it still there after five years.
I should get a wheel for the chipmunks and squirrels in my yard.
The bird feeder that spins when a squirrel gets hold of it. Who’s to say holding on for dear life is exactly the kind of thrill seeking behavior squirrels craved?
I have a mirror in my garden, I don’t know why it was there when I bought the house, and the local squirrels are obsessed with it, they definitely know it’s a mirror and not another squirrel and they like to pose in front of it.
Unfortunately it’s at the far end of a relatively long garden, and if I get close to it they run off, so I can’t really get a picture.
Unfortunately it’s at the far end of a relatively long garden, and if I get close to it they run off, so I can’t really get a picture.
(Not my OC, just to be clear. Pretty sure I found it here and thought it was neat so I saved it)
Also, you could set up a trail cam or a web cam or something
That squirrel is playing chicken with the cameraperson. They’re eating off a bird feeder - they’re gonna stay and take food until the very last second, then dash off.
Though the point is fair otherwise. Some squirrels will let people get ridiculously close to them. Another option for OP is to just wait a small distance from the mirror, the same way people sometimes wait for animals to approach when birdwatching, fishing, or hunting. It could take time, but at least that time is spent enjoying the peace of nature.
Move the mirror or add more mirrors.
What kind of camera are.you using?
Well then. A big part of Science is replication. I gotta do it.
slugs putting in miles
The slugs, frogs and snails are pretty much brainless, don’t count.
No, you’re brainless! Leave those fine animals alone to get their miles in in peace.
I’ll have you know I’ve met some quite intelligent frogs, toads, and salamanders in my time.
@CafeFrog@lemmy.cafe you’re being dragged through the mud
My vengeance for these transgressions will be enacted patiently, and I assure you will be fully encompassing. A frog never forge- is that a hamster wheel? Aw fuck yeah dude… Holy shit this slaps
