I always knew that THIS is how kidney beans looked, I’ve been lied to my whole life.
Bean lied to*
I call my toddler “Little Bean” as a term of endearment (well predating my knowledge of lemmy, let alone this trend). I just showed this picture to my wife and said it was a representation of our toddler when they’re an adult.
My wife rolled her eyes at me.
edit: Clarification.
Imagine the sounds created as this behemoth slides out of the can. I’m gonna be sick.
Schlorp
It takes a few tries so it’s more like schlick schlick schloop sssccchhhlllorp
Heinz can or heiny can?
I hate that it’s bean on toast
It’s just a big bean.
That’s what they like to make you think.
… Always has been.
I prefer mine skinny and
Stop trying to make Bean happen
He asked for kidney beans on toast not kidney on toast!
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The pinto potato
Heinz Fetus in Placenta Concentrate.
Big Beanis
The Queen Bean.
Bean there, done that
Brits are salivating.
