Edit: Wow, this really blew up. Thanks for the updoots, kind strangers.
I came here to say this but boy, that escalated quickly so to the top with you! Lost it at ‘This is why we can’t have nice things’ and then my faith in humanity was restored, my mind blown, and manly tears were shed. Well said. As a ‘murican, I can confirm this gem has just won the internet and is doing it right. Just sayin’, I know that feel, bro, and while that was a risky click, this post was a 9/10, would read again. I see what you did there and it feels good man. You’re doing God’s work, son. I laughed way harder than I should have at your list that seems legit and totally nailed it. You - I like you. You magnificent bastard; you, sir, are so brave, a gentleman and a scholar, and seeing how you are a redditor for 4 years, this checks out, so I’ll allow it. I regret that I only have one upvote to give for this cool story, bro.
CTRL+F “about tree fiddy” was not disappointed.
Wait, why do I have you tagged as “NOPE NOPE NOPE”? Nice try, you monster. What did I just read? Dafuq? I read that as “YOU HAD ONE JOB”. I can’t fap to this. No true scotsman could see that this relevant XKCD was bad, and you should feel bad. You must be new to reddit, so I’ll see your cakeday and raise you a karma train. One does not simply rustle my jimmies, not even once. This stahp gave me cancer for science, so that’s enough internet for me today. 2/10, would not bang. What is this I don’t even know how is this wtf? Circlejerk must be leaking. This will get buried but brace yourselves, some men want to watch the world burn right in the feels. When you see it, they’ll KILL IT WITH FIRE! But this has nothing to do with atheism. Lawyer up, delete facebook, hit the gym, and SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY, said no one ever, so you wouldn’t download a strawman. Damn onions, you scary like a BOSS. whoosh.
Since rule #1 is ‘be attractive’, I’ll just leave this here: This is my [f]irst post, be gentle. I have the weirdest boner right now, so I’ll be in my bunk with dat ass. Oh, you! …now KISS!!! I know you should never stick your dick in crazy, but DM;HS.
…this kills the redditor.
OP will surely deliver. In the meantime, I’ll show myself out.
Directed by M. Night Shamallama
edit: accidentally a word
This post gave me cancer.
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fuck spez, all my homies hate spez (actually none of them know who he is)
This^
Hijacking top comment with something completely unrelated, just so people will see it
This is art.
You forgot the announcer’s table
I have a 14 year old device with a very obscure problem, does anyone have a solution for this?
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This worked perfectly, thanks!
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Does anybody know what this said?! I’m having the same problem!
Edit: nevermind, I figured it out.
I have this problem too!
Edit: Nevermind. Fixed it.
So what is the solution?
Edit: After hours I found the solution. Np
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…and that’s why.
Source: am a doctor.
Edit: Thanks for the gold kind stranger.
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This by far was what I hated most about Reddit. Oh look a sub where I can finally get a good answer to that question…
Blocked, go take it to tip of my tongue. But they’re not about crowdsourcing… no
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Got to get those datetimes properly formatted. I can’t hate on that
I too choose this guy’s dead wife.
One summer when I was a teenager, my friends and I decided to take a road trip to the next town over. We packed up my old beat-up car and set off, eager for a day of adventure and mischief. As we cruised down the highway, windows down and music blaring, I couldn’t help but feel a sense of freedom and excitement. Little did I know that our carefree jaunt would take an unexpected turn in nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcers table.
You’ve been banned from r/Pyongyang
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Did anybody watch MattKC’s Pyongyang Racer video? It’s about a Flash game haha.
Now just edit your post to “Sorry this post has been removed by the creator”
3/10.
7/10 with rice.
Perfect five out of seven.
… And my axe!
Edit: I said the funny line, updoots to the just please
Look, I think it’s important to state here that while you can often offer prompts to strangers with no ill effect, 7% of strangers are DEATHLY ALLERGIC to prompts. I know it’s fun to give your strangers prompts sometimes, but I urge you all NOT to give prompts to strangers or you run the very real risk of harming them seriously.
Signed, A strangerologist
Are you sure about that? I was watching a youtube video some time ago and it said that the 7% thing is false. What sources do you have that its true? I have gotten many many propts from stangers and have NEVER gotten an allergic reaction. Edit: found the video.
I don’t have to Google for you, I’m a redditologist, like I said and I know what I said so find your own source because the burden of proof is on you cognitive dissonance straw man argument fallacy other ten dollar words I may or may not actually understand.
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open up this is the CIA
As an AMERICAN, I do not consent to you tracking my comments in any way. The CIA does not have JURISDICTION and I do not recognize THE sovereignty of aMERica.
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