- cross-posted to:
- cybersecurity@sh.itjust.works
- cross-posted to:
- cybersecurity@sh.itjust.works
How do people still get viruses? Nobody I know has legitimately gotten one in like 10 years
the onion, idc if the community is based on this premisse.
THIS IS CLEARLY SATIRE hahahaahah
Ars doesn’t let me say what I think should happen to all these DOGE traitors anymore, but man they are the fucking worst in every sense.
Well, when all is said and done, they’re gonna be “loose ends”. Not that that really helps much.
Foreign governments are feasting on the once secure data. I can’t imagine the self inflicted damage America has done to itself. I really can’t imagine what America’s enemies will do with this.
They won’t need to do much.
Just fix it with AI!
ugh, I hate how close this cuts
user names and passwords for logging in to various accounts belonging to Schutt have been published at least four times since 2023 in logs from stealer malware.
Oof. That’s embarrassing. He’s been oblviously leaking his credentials for months due to an earlier infection by malware.
Convenient. Likely just plausible deniability.
This is it. The, “whoooo? Lil ole meeee? How was I supposed to know?”
“move fast and break things”
yeah no that’s not what that means
The opposite of the morning routine of a porter in the moving industry:
Break fast and move things
Well, I read it as just a description of Fred Durst in the late 90s/Early 00’s.
He’s rollin rollin rollin rollin, and if his day keeps goin’ this way, he’s gonna break something tonight!
Did he install it himself?
Like. Did download it and deploy it on the wrong computer?
“Infected”
Because of course it is. Just vibe it brah.