Gone Girl is such a fucked up movie but very cleverly written. 3/5.
The twist was so beautifully executed. And yes, so so so fucked up. I hated the ending though, it made me so angry. (I read the book first and act 2 had me sitting there with my mouth hanging out). Movie got bonus points for the sheer audacity of showing NPH
spoiler
(fake) penis.
I haven’t read the book, but it sounds like its ending made more sense. Rather than the audience feeling sorry for Ben Affleck’s character.
I kinda hated them all by the end!
Beep Beep 🚚
🍏🍎🍐🍊🍋🍈🫐🍓🍇🍉🍌🍒🍑🥭🍍🥥🥦🥑🫛🍆🍅🥝🥬🥒🌽🥕🥐🍠🫚🥔🧅🥯🍞🥖🥨🧀🧇🥞🧈🍳🥚🥓🥩🍗🍖🫓🍕🍟🍔🌭🥙🧆🌮🌯🥗🍲🍜🍝🥘🍛🍣🍱🥟🦪🍥🍘🍚🍙🐠🍤🪼🦀🐙 🍗🥮🍢🍡🍧🍰🧁🥧🍦🍨🎂🍮🍭🍬🍫🥜🌰🍪🍿🍯🥛☕️🍵🍺🍶🥤🧋🧃🥂🍷🥃🍸🍹🧉🔋Meds and yoghurt please. I 'll do the vat of chook soup in a bit
Poor Catfish
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oooh lovely breakfast! Could I have toast & marmelade and tea please chef.
🍞🍊☕️
and some 🎵🎶⛵⛵
More lovely than the day, when the sun is in your eyes
Fruit bun and an iced coffee, please?
South Melbourne market treats please
Can I borrow somebody’s house elf please?
i’ve got one right here you can have, he’s pretty useless tho

A magnificent elf, but this job does include a bin of cat refuse down 4 flights of stairs
if there is one thing cat elfs are good at it’s refuse, this little one refuses most things
Except a good ol’ bum bite.
yes, he is the origin of the bum bite, it started with Bill and then Ted took it to the next level
Looks like the view from my lounge room is changing today, they are knocking down the old windbreak cyprus across the road. Hopefully they are leaving the few natives that are interspersed in a few spots. I think I’ll now be able to see some distant hills and trees over the far side of the paddock, at least for a few years until they build houses in the way (and if I’m still here at this point I should have my own garden grown up so I won’t be looking at just fences anyway). It would be a much nicer view if the colourbond back fence wasn’t mostly in the way.
Too many library books. Again
Sounds like just the right amount!
I am at max capacity. If I went back in and tried to get any more, my card wouldn’t let me
Second round interview is done! It sounds like a great place to work, tbh, and I think I made a good impression on them as well :3
If I get this job, it would be rad af
🤞🤞🤞
😽
I need bone warming sunshine, Melbourne. Rant over.
RIGHT. The sun yesterday arvo was so beautifully warm but the air was still freakin’ cold. I want some warmth PLEASE.
I have dirt! I now cannot leave (in the car) until I move said dirt off the driveway.
I have done the mowing of the front yard, so plan of attack for today is to also mow the back yard, then put down fertiliser on the front, gypsum and fertiliser at the back, then start shovelling dirt from front to back. The nature strip and back yard will also be getting new grass seed as both have patchy grass with lot of gaps. It’s not expected to rain until Friday night (when I have to go to work again anyway) so I should be ok to take my time, but the sooner it is done the sooner I can put my feet up and congratulate myself on a job well done.
But first, breakfast.
shovelling dirt
Don’t envy you.
I always make the mistake of trying to move it quickly.
I did much of today’s UnKAOSing yesterday so this morning can take it a little slow 👍
I’m so tired… trying to stay awake
same
Birthday on Sunday. Going out sat night with some mates.
Hell of a year so far.
Goodnight all ❤️
Good night 😘
Because I deal mostly with clients I need a second Sim card or a piece of shit hand me down from work to use.
So I asked the other day and they bought me a new galaxy s25!
I don’t know even know what to say at this point honestly.
They value you, your expertise and your work.
And why wouldn’t they?
I hope it’s a big company and they aren’t lovebombing you. That’s cool that they gave you a phone! I have a relative who mostly deals with clients and uses their personal phone. They get calls from 6am everyday and on the weekend. Cherish that work phone!
It’s pretty small. There’s about 40 or so people.
They’re super ethical with clients as well. It’s really different.
And yeah I used to use my personal number. Fuck.all.that lol
I’m so glad you’re being valued!
It’s a fucking weird feeling lol
Writing challenge.
Tell me a story, but it must include these five words: architecture, light, cloud, special, chipmunk
This evening as I set up for my special architecturally lit cloud shoot I discovered chipmunks are not vegetarians
(Yes, I changed tenses, shot me 😝)
Charlie the chipmunk had a secret. At night he would tuck in the chipmunk kids, kiss his wife on her chipmunk cheek and head out for a special little ‘stroll’…little did they know that was when he transformed into ChipAvenger, donning his cloak and mask he scaled the architecture, waiting for the Chipmunk Light Signal from the police chief. Launching off the rooftops, gliding through the cloud layer and landing on the unsuspecting villains. He’d have them tied up and dealt with and still be home for his acorn custard and a nice cup of tea.
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Thanks Teach.
back pain venting update
Woke up very sore this morning so decided it was time to see a GP (had only seen a physio before). As the pain is not worsened / activated by pressing down in the sore area, the GP suspects something deeper than a muscle issue. Got a blood test and x-ray done and some pain meds prescribed, now we wait. I am a little worried about how this is escalating, I really hope it’s nothing serious but better to be safe than sorry. I have a physio appointment tomorrow but not sure I will go, I think I want to rule out a deeper issue via the GP first.
Meanwhile my work is piling up and I’m now realising running a business solo, how exposed I am if I am unable to work because of my health.
So glad you’ve gone to a GP and I hope you get answers quick! In the mean time may the meds give you some relief, but still don’t push it! I’d skip the physio until you’ve spoken to the GP again.
Something about seeing freshly hatched babies out in the wild makes me happy. They’re so…scrunched















