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The moths. Most likely not to eat me.
Moths!
Or maybe bees. I have always wanted to hug a bumblebee.
Bees 100%
No kidding, bunch of weirdos around here
Now it’s just me, and the bees
outside
Spoken like someone who’s never had the privilege of holding a pink-toed tarantula’s paw-pad.
Maybe outside are the ants, millipedes, and flies that skip lunch bcs they are too cool for school?
…Right next to the oil furnace in the basement, trying to figure out how to rig it to blow and burn the place down.
Christian Slater calling any minute
Murder the bugs they deserve death!
OK Hornet
Team arachnids!
Hell yeah!
No way. What’s their name?
That’s a she.
Woooah where did you get your tarantula sexing powers? (Sexing them is a tad difficult) :P This one is indeed a female. Care to suggest a name for her?
My other T. vagans’ ( same species) name is Garambullo, inspired by the very delicious fruit of this cactus. Kinda looks like the species signature red rump.
But this one doesn’t have a name… Any suggestions? It’s a female but I’m sure she’s fine with whatever XD.
Stephen
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Tangent, there is a fun fantasy book series by Adrian Tchaikovsky where all the main characters are humanoids with bug qualities. So basically spiderman, antman, mantisman, etc. It is entertaining when you mix fantasy tropes (dueling for honour!) with mantis arm spikes…
The Insect-kindens! And it is quite a lengthy series, at that, if anyone is looking for something new to get into (not to mention he actually finishes series, unlike another fantasy writer…)
My first thought was Patrick Rothfuss but I think you are referring to Martin. I’m sure the list is long of unfinished fantasy series, whichever book you are waiting for I hope your year is 2026!
Indeed, I was referring to Martin. I’m not holding my breath, as there are supposed to be two more books, but perhaps at least one will appear at some point!
Adrian Tchaikovsky also has the Children of Time series in which spiders are the main characters. A very fun read!
I wouldn’t dare to sit here as a human. I’m too big and would probably squish them all by accident.
But if I got to choose to be one, I’d go for the spiders. You get:
- two extra legs over the rest
- your own supply of crafting materials
- lots of eyes
- and a cozy place to relax in
The moths table for the vibes, but the seat closest to the spiders to get in on their jokes.
Bees because bees are usually pretty chill and I like chill. Especially the bumblebees.
Moths every time. It’s not even close.
I would definitely want to be friends with the mantises in case they go postal one day
Lol. We run on opposite wavelengths. If the mantises go postal I want to be as far away as possible.
Mantises even eat their own partners. How safe do you think being friends with them will be?
Listen, nobody knows what happened to Stacey’s boyfriend’s head, it’s just an unsolved mystery, ok!!
(Don’t look in the lunch box.)
They definitely look the most stylish
At one of those empty tables
LÖMP!
Mantises. Fuck aphids
