How dare you?
HOW DARE ANY OF YOU!??
Beer
I am going to likely get downvoted to hell for this but Dr Pepper. It tastes like Raid (the bug killer spray, the way it smells is how DP tastes).
Wine. No, you’re drinking grapes that are past their expiration and smell awful. I’m not crazy!
Beer. I hate beer.
Oh, I like other alcohols. A nice cider. Some wine. A cocktail. But not beer.
And people have tried making me drink so many kinds of beer, from cheap store brands to “No, this isn’t like other beer. It’s expensive artisinal beer made in the local region that tastes like a whole fruit basket!”. No, it still tastes like beer.
Cola’s
Big ol glass of brown, nasty liquid.
Kool-aid. Ideological Burst.
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Tequila. It tastes like doing a vodka body shot off a sweaty unwashed taint. No idea how people enjoy it.
Aren’t bad tasting drinks fun though? Like it’s a sensory experience
Alcohol. I cannot abide the taste (or aftereffects) of alcoholic drinks, that shit ruins everything
Root beer. It just tastes like mouthwash.
Moxie. It’s like all the worst flavors of birch beer and root beer combined.
Beer.
Sincerely, a German.
Vodka. It tastes like paint thinner. People say they like it and it must be popular because it sells frequently. But then why do people wince after drinking it?!
