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I had a scenario like this when I was couch surfing while going to college. So there I am in a attic room surrounded by 5? girls and I thought to myself wtf am I doing here. I just came here to do my laundry, my friends girlfriend said it was okay and I could take showers there as well. In hindsight, I realized I’m an idiot. She showed me her room as well. I totally missed the subtle messages; she was very intelligent, she explained her school project about the function of ATP (Adenosine triphosphate). But hey I was a brain dead skateboarder then lol
When I was in middle school we had a pull-up test in gym. First all the boys did theirs, then they had to leave and the girls did theirs. Nobody minded me staying because I couldn’t do one just like most of the girls.
I kind of giggled at this, not trying to put you down. I did like around 20-30 and I was like maybe I should stop. -_- I had a military style workout routine every day, not by choice. I don’t like to brag but just vent out the daily torture routine. I think it’s funny that the One Punch Man workout routine is, heh, like nothing.
Sounds like Anon doesn’t appreciate the fact that he’s part of an inclusive friend group.
*Tell us what really happens when a group of girls hang out together. Is it true they do cliche things like: rituals, eat, fart and poo??
Just watch out for when they start lezzing out
What else can humans do?
That’s a job that I’ve outsourced to AI.
Hey now dudes over 6 feet can be femboys too. Don’t let your height limit your possibilities, king (?queen).
But femboys aren’t girls. That’s literally their entire thing.
I’m a straight
ish6’ dude built like a plumber but the lesbians in my DnD group declared me an honorary lesbian.
Ah, that’s the fisting part of girl’s night.
Take the W, OP.
Seriously, there’s still potential there.
If nothing else, he might learn to be around women without reverting to a perma-online 4chan incel.
Still a ways to go yet, by the looks of it.
Uhhh potential that OP will realize he just made some friends? Or…?
Having a close group of female friends is not a bad thing for a dude. If none of them are in to you, they surely have friends.
And beyond that, it’s just good
There’s potential for friendship, but I have long hair and have since high-school. I hung out with girls and let them braid my hair and even put make up on me. Still got tons of tail at that time.
It’s almost like being a nice decent person gets you laid a lot.
This is it. Just hang out, relax, and have fun. Be a good dude and you will get laid. It helps that I grew up with sisters and hung out with them a lot.
Where I live is pretty much the opposite unfortunately.
Most girls here love criminals because they’re supposedly cooler and “more manly” and they have lots of (badly earned) money, and are also constantly red-eyed because of drugs.
I’d love to live where you live 😫
This rocks. Good on you, and good on you for inspiring others with your story.
It was nothing new for me. I grew up with 2 sisters that were very close to my age so I was already letting them decorate my face and hair long before I got into high-school. Still though, it’s a good message to anyone at that age. Don’t take yourself or your “masculine pride” too seriously and just have fun.
Maybe because OP is the first man they meet that doesn’t treat women like sex objects
I was always “basically a girl” in a gir group. It’s great, i don’t even jnderstand what the problem is.
Vocabulary, mostly.
Well, if you have hopes of sticking your little pecker in one or multiple of those girls, then those expectations would lead to disappointment.
Did you know that sometimes girls have sex with each other too?
Sometimes people just fuck regardless of what the friend zone rules say.
I’m pretty sure the lack of that is what gets you honorary girl status.
I’m a 6’6’’ man, but I dream of being a 4’7’’ femboy.
He won, but at what cost?
A bunch of girls being comfortable around him…
NoooooooooooooooOoooOOOooooooo!!!
fake: op talks to girls
gay: op is one of the girls
Being one of the girls > being one of the guys
as an nb ambassador in the gender demilitarized zone it’s really crazy to me that people choose either/or
It’s something that other people chose for you, you don’t pick it yourself
it’s something you pick through your own behavior.
That’s kinda like saying you can pick your own nickname through behavior. Like, yeah, you’re probably never gonna get called big tuna if you never touch the stuff at the office, but not really
That’s exactly how someone would get called Big Tuna. It’s like a huge guy named
TonyTinyI don’t think I’ve ever heard of an ironic nickname applied to something that someone is totally neutral about. Maybe if they make a big deal about hating tuna? But that wasn’t what I described
Fake: OP is >6ft tall. Gay: OP turned into a les(trans)bian.
Ah the great 4chan anon paradox.
Fake: OP didn’t get invited anywhere, because he posts on 4chan.
Gay: If OP did get invited to “girl’s night”, it’s because he is gay, but that didn’t happen because this is fake (see item 1 above.)
Dont fuck it up, OP (narrator: he did.)
