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TrackShovel@lemmy.today to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago

Stay fresh, cheese bags...✌🏻

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Stay fresh, cheese bags...✌🏻

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TrackShovel@lemmy.today to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago
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    “If I give you things, that is me expressing the love you apparently desire. Here you are.”

    It’s sad to see, but she’s trying. A lot of narcissists are like that. Transactional, kind of.

  • Rachelhazideas@lemmy.world
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    Freeze the cheese. It defrosts pretty well.

  • ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca
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    Weirder that they dropped it all on the floor and made a social media post.

  • KeenFlame@feddit.nu
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    That is actually incredibly cute

  • PostProcess@lemmy.world
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    9 hours ago

    … and nobody was disappointed.

  • ssfckdt@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    You’re surrounded. Surrender now. There is no hope, you must eat all that cheese. Them’s the rules of cheese warfare

  • Feathercrown@lemmy.world
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    There’s something very sweet about the idea of someone with little to no capacity for emotions trying to learn how to show love

  • Formfiller@lemmy.world
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    Has she been checked for autism?

    • redordit@lemmy.world
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      She just did and it checks out

      • nonfuinoncuro@lemmy.zip
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        agreed this post is diagnostic

        (I am not a psychiatrist)

  • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today
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    its the low quality cheese you see at big grocery chains, its one of tar’ge main cheese brands nobody buys. even thier in-house cheese is better.

    • Test_Tickles@lemmy.world
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      Sargento is not the worst. Depending on where I am at and what stores a town has, it is often one of the few options, and it’s okay.

    • Stern@lemmy.world
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      Points for trying at least

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    Imagine my surprise seeing the title, and all I can think of is Ashens saying this during a review about the Chef Excellence’s stay fresh cheese bags. Haven’t watched him in ages.

    • A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world
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      Well, rest assured, we’re just a hair over 3 weeks away from the christmas advent calander adventure him and nerdcubed do every year.

      Genuinely the high point of the christmas season.

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    Yo, is your mom single?

    • Soup@lemmy.world
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      I don’t know, but she is Krafty.

      • Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works
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        Cheesy joke.

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    Wow, congrats on getting your narcissist parent into therapy, though!

    Usually, they insist that they’re perfect already and don’t need therapy.

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      No shit, we went into relationship counseling with a therapist she knew. When it came to be that that therapist suggested that she, as the adult, basically had the responsibility, instead of parroting her pinning the blame on me, suddenly the blame shifted to the therapist.

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    How do you like them cheese?

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    At least she’s trying!

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