I’m already a god, I’ll take the bean
Explain how!
Magic
If somebody can make you a god, it means they are more powerful than you, means there’s a hierarchy with you at the bottom and you’re either on a job with vague benefits or entirely a slave.
So i’ll take the bean.One option gives me unlimited access to estrogen, the other doesnt
This is a simple choice
A god can have a bean anytime they want.
Also a very tasty one?
The mostest tastiest.
How long does the enbiggenining process take? Instant, fair enough, but what if it takes a few seconds? Those are seconds you could have spent on the bean.
Take the god pill, then the bean. Who are going to stop a god?
Being God is too much responsibility. I’ll take the bean thanks.
Not God, but a god. What if you’re the god of something fun, like beans?
Yeah, the other guy lacks imagination. I don’t need a bean when I can become The Bean God. In my domain, everything is beans. I eat beans, I breathe beans, I drink beans, I AM BEAN.
Cannellinius Lentillius, demigod of Legumes
…or not fun, like pimples, hemmorrhoids or unwanted late periods?
unwanted late periods
Ok, but hear me out: is there any better feeling than the relief you get the day the late period arrives?
Bettet late than never.
God of Pimples and Hemorrhoids
Presumably that means I can prevent them?
Let the apotheosis begin.
Your worshipers will have the most unblemished skin and buttholes.
Gotta make it fun. Hit only people that deserve it with that shit
I’m not talking about being a god and plagueifying people with this shit. I’m saying what if you are made a god, specifically the god of only this shit. :(
Shit god
a whole bean ?
If I were a god I could make a tasty bean
Then you’d just be a has bean
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I hate beans. I don’t have another option then. I take the red pill and make beans taste good and not have shit texture.
This instance is spiraling into a toxic hell!😭
Just because I don’t like beans? Cant help being born this way😭
You should see a priest about it.
Do I not get a can of beans?
Isn’t the single bean that’s tasty enough to rival becoming a god more tempting?
*eats the bean before Morpheus can even ask his question*
starts rapping at 148bpm
🤲 bean
How tasty?
indeed
