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🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

I'll just stay senile, thanks.

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I'll just stay senile, thanks.

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🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago
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  • biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works
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    So I guess you can be a smart fella AND a fart smella

  • hardcoreufo@lemmy.world
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    What about dog farts? She rips them all day long.

  • P00ptart@lemmy.world
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    I did a silent but deadly in a gas station line once and made a kid cry because of it. Never been more proud in my life.

  • BadlyTimedLuck@lemmy.world
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    Are you a smart fellla or a fart smella?

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.socialOP
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      Science says you may be both!

    • Vitaly@feddit.uk
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      Yes

  • Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Fart fetishists out here living forever

    • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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      glances at Kissinger and Cheney

      This would explain a lot

    • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today
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      dutch oven themselves.

  • Blackmist@feddit.uk
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    Good news for anyone sharing a train with me this morning.

  • drascus@sh.itjust.works
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    How do you avoid it?.. You are right there.

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.socialOP
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      Ask, and ye shall receive an answer.

      • Billegh@lemmy.world
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        This explains all those morning exercises I see the Japanese doing daily. It was all fart escape training.

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    This is a screenshot of a news article.

    • too_high_for_this@lemmy.world
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      This is a comment on a screenshot of a news article.

      • Honytawk@feddit.nl
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        This is a reply on a comment on a screenshot of a news article.

        • HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com
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          This is a fart 💨

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.socialOP
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      This is a very astute observation.

      • HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com
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        Asstoot observation 😂🤣

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      https://www.independent.co.uk/news/health/smelling-farts-alzheimers-disease-health-benefits-b2877777.html

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      true

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    Everyone likes their own brand.

    • D_C@sh.itjust.works
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      Yes, but not always.

      I recently did a fart in bed whilst half asleep that woke me up and I tried to roll away from it.
      It was so bad the wife asked me if I’d just shit the bed.

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        That’s how you know you’ve succeeded in life.

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      Its like when you’re walking up the stairs in an apartment building and you can smell somebody’s cooking and you’re like “ooh I wonder what they’re cooking.”

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        That’s rarely been my case. Usually it’s “it smells like someone died a few days ago but I’m not calling the cops”

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        That, plus crap

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    My farts are awesome

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      I do feel like sampling your own farts is helpful… Like it’s a gut biome health check

      I’m sure it smells like shit though

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        Mine smells like freshly baked cookies.

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      Username checks out.

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      Mmh, can confirm. 😩

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    Finally, some good farting news

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      Big Fart propaganda!!

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    Hol’up. Now they’re trying to tell us that while we’re busy being poor, we can be “better” by huffing our own intestinal gases? Is this just them trying to normalize their own psychoses? Thafuq.

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    Been in a nursing home? This doesn’t track.

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      It’s already too late for them so they forgot to smell it all up hence the odor. One afternoon in a nursing home per week can do wonders for people who haven’t Alzheimer’s already!

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      Cursed comment

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    I am calling it now, Trump is going to be shilling canned farms to MAGA now.

    Damn fart sniffers.

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      That south park episode where they fart in champagne glasses comes to mind.

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    In before we see bottled fart in amazon. And then following that high hyrdogen sulfide content premium grade farts and premium hydrogen sulfide with with added Methyl Mercaptan because it is shown to increase hydrogen sulfide intake

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