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Unless you are detained, physically locked into handcuffs, you can tell any cop to eat your ass instead of emptying your pockets. They have no legal authority to ask this shit unless they arrest you under reasonable suspicions.
Unfortunately they aren’t legally obligated to eat your ass.
Yet. Vote for me and I’ll make it the law of the land.
Finally a politician who supports my interests.
Cop 1: * Bang Bang Bang!
“We have a warrant to search the premises for contraband.”
Homeowner: “Let me see that warrant. Ok seems in order.”
*undoes belt, drops pants, assumes the position. “READY? START EATIN’!”
Cop 2: "This jobs got it’s ups and downs that’s for sure.
*eats ass with gusto
Cop 1: “Fucking perv!”
Is it bad that I interpreted the “bang bang bang” as Cop 1 shooting a gun at first
i… just realised they WEREN’T shooting, because of your comment.
Doing the work of the people, you got my vote.
Very unfortunate
We should add that change in with all the other police reformation that should happen.
You could always hand them a spoon, but your results may vary
Happy cake day!
Happy cake day!
This is a great way to get detained, physically locked into handcuffs and not being able anymore to tell any cop to eat your ass.
Not in Canada, depending on how white and employed you look.
Explain… More to the detained than the white part
Let me guess, you’re from the US?
I am not, no. Why?
Ah damn I stand corrected. You didn’t say where you’re from and just explained as if it were universally true everywhere. Kind of a US-Defaultism thing.
“reasonable suspicion”: telling the cop to eat your ass 😅
Correct me if im wrong. Doesnt the USA has freedoms of speech? You can actually tell a cop to eat your ass without consequence unless the cop is a smooth-brain dipshit.
unless the cop is a smooth-brain dipshit
Believe or not, this is a requirement to become a cop
Believe or not, jail, right away. We have the best patients in the world because of jail.
As if the police care about the consequences of police overreach or physical coercion
Let’s not make such sweeping generalisations.
For example, in the UK, the police have the legal power to search you if the have reasonable grounds to suspect that you have something on you in a few categories, like drugs. There are even (yet more controversial) powers to search people just because they’re in a specific area (though there are restrictions on why an area can be so designated). You don’t need to be arrested or handcuffed for this, although you might be.
Nah, Terry Stops have been given additional reach and breadth at every opportunity.
Now I want an explanation of wildlife rescue and the stuff in the image.
When the officer asks you to empty your pockets, you say “no thanks”.
Unless you live in the authoritarian states of America
Or in Australia. Or anywhere in Europe where there are locally defined “high danger” areas where searches without a warrant are legal.
Yep, in Germany every train station for example is considered a high danger area where police are allowed to search you without a reason
Not a lot of wildlife needing rescue in high risk areas though.
Gentle reminder to use your rights to shut the fuck up
Why’s the syringe got two 1’s on it?
In case you miss the first.
You already messed up talking to the officer in the first place.
Unless you called the cops don’t talk to them. There is literally nothing you can say without possibly incriminating yourself.
Life or death? Talk to save someone otherwise seriously shut up.
