I know a swiftie that would sous vide chicken breast then cube them. She’d carry one around in a ziplock baggie so she could meet her daily protein goals. Only salt.
That’s terrifying
Joke’s on you. They’ll outlive us all
Are Taylor Swift fans gym rats?
I’m ootl, someone explain for me
She makes bland music for basic bitches.
Ah ok, nothing too complicated then I guess. Although, I must admit, I do have Taylor Swift in my music genre rotations
This looks so bland… where is the mayonnaise to spice it up?
Too spicey
I need something to cut down the heat of the boiled chicken
Mayo isn’t spicy! Spicy mayo is spicy.
When my kid was about four, he didn’t know a lot of words and he called mayonnaise spicy. He meant flavorful, but I still haven’t let him forget it lol
chicken so white it invented credit scores
chicken so white it posts to its FB group whenever it sees black pepper
Ed Sheeran fan here. That chicken looks a bit too spicy for me, can I substitute for uncooked tofu please?
A real Ed Sheeran fan wouldn’t voice his opinion…
Holy shit over 200 upvotes on Lemmy. Well deserved
How it feels
I would disagree but I gotta check with Mr. Kraft first to make sure that’s okay
They really should provide acceptable opinions, maybe as a web service. That would have the additional benefit of us plebs being able using the indices to communicate.
“I think #348-17”
See how much better that would be?
That chicken is so white it tried to colonize
That chicken is so white it dragged the whole world out of the Middle Ages and invented racism and concentration camps.
That chicken is SO white, it took credit for inventing rock n roll.
That chicken is so white the GAP automatically gives it a discount on khakis
That chicken is so white it just asked to speak to your manager.
That chicken is so white, it uses race-based crime statistics to draw all of its sociological conclusions.
That chicken is so white it"s served with a glass of white wine and xanax
Somewhere Eric Clapton is triggered by this comment.
He’s like the George Washington Carver of rock n roll.
…who are you aiming at there?
Big chicken
dragged the whole world out of the Middle Ages
Doubt it can take credit for that when it denied the very same self determination it claimed was a core value in the territories it administered.
It was the capital extracted via colonialism and slavery that allowed the first Industrial Revolution to happen. The raw materials came from the colonies and the colonies acted as a consumer market for machine finished goods. A ton of intellectual property were stolen from colonized / occupied peoples, which were then poorly credited once spit out of a machine more efficiently than human hands/artisans (not dissimilar to AI). Sugar refining and cotton dyeing are just two prominent example.
Essentially this part of the world was the global 1% while everyone else toiled.
Tl;dr: Colonial powers were the Altman’s, Zukerberg’s and Bezos’ of their time. Let’s not rewrite history in their favor.
Sir, this is a shitpost sub
Obviously “I’m shitposting” is why people aren’t allowed to correct you when you lie, and no one would ever, ever lie about their motivations.
Obviously this is a shitposting sub and not the correct place to be pedantic, there are other better places for it. This is a place to escape the fucking shit show of humanity for 4 fucking seconds. If it was in another community, sure, correct away. This isn’t the place to push an agenda. Let us have one fucking place to unclench our ass cheeks for a second. Jesus fucking Christ
Obviously “I’m shitposting” is why people aren’t allowed to correct you when you lie, and no one would ever, ever lie about their motivations.
The industrial revolution was the transition from the
late-renaissance to the early-modern[early-modern to mid-modern] era.It wasn’t the end of the Middle Ages. That came with the invention of the printing press and the neoclassical revival of greco-roman styles of art/architecture/literature/philosophy.
Edit: slight correction
The argument is even weaker if we go to before the Industrial Revolution. The Renaissance and scientific revolution happened on the shoulders of intellectual property borrowed/taken from global civilizational giants and on the backs of forced / coerced labor in colonial occupied territories. The luxury of having intellectuals in coffee shops pondering how society should be structured could have only happened by exploited labor in the colonies propping up their livelihoods and arguably through contact with pre-civilizational (indigeneous) societies in the Americas.
Two civilizational giants that come to mind are China and India. Chinese scholars, as you know, invented paper without which the printing press is not possible in the way that we conceive it today. India invented the numerical notation system that allows us to communicate large values and datasets in an efficient manner.
If not for the work of Brahmagupta, al-Khwarizmi and (most importantly for Europe) Fibonacci this notation system would have never been accepted as the number system we use today was considered to be sacrilege and mystical in Europe for centuries.
For paper, as with numerical notation, the practice was brought to Europe with advancement by Islamic civilizations. Cai Lun, Zuo Bo and Fan Ye were crucial in the development of paper which spread globally as we perceive it today.
The colonial narrative, for hundreds of years was that this progress happened in isolation and that was used to justify racism and genocide. I’m glad that in 2026 we are able to unravel such narratives at the seams.
I wasn’t commenting on the relative strength/weakness of the other commenter’s argument (because they were clearly shitposting and not asserting a thesis proposal); I was merely pointing out that they were talking about the end of the Middle Ages, which was centuries before the industrial revolution, so you bringing that up was kind of irrelevant.
and on the backs of forced / coerced labor in colonial occupied territories. The luxury of having intellectuals in coffee shops pondering how society should be structured could have only happened by exploited labor in the colonies propping up their livelihoods and arguably through contact with pre-civilizational (indigeneous) societies in the Americas.
I don’t think you understand the difference between the “Middle Ages,” “Renaissance,” and “Early Modern” eras…
slight correction:
I even misspoke to your advantage because the industrial revolution actually came after the Early Modern era, on the cusp of the Mid-Modern (and later the Late-Modern before finally Post-modern which we’ve been in since like the '50s…)
So the industrial revolution is actually further removed from the Renaissance and Middle Ages than I previously indicated.
Now, back to the topic at hand:
Chinese scholars, as you know, invented paper without which the printing press is not possible in the way that we conceive it today.
Okay? Paper had been in widespread use since late antiquity. It’s not what ended the Middle Ages; that was the printing press, which, as you know, was invented by Johannes Gutenberg, a German.
India invented the numerical notation system that allows us to communicate large values and datasets in an efficient manner.
[…]
For paper, as with numerical notation, the practice was brought to Europe with advancement by Islamic civilizations.Nobody here is denying any of that, but it’s still not what ended the Middle Ages.
The colonial narrative, for hundreds of years was that this progress happened in isolation and that was used to justify racism and genocide.
The user you originally replied to literally included “inventing racism” in their roast of whiteness, so I’m not sure why you think this is a counterpoint to anything that’s been said…
Eurocentric history has erased major Asian milestones including Tang Dynasty woodblock printing, Bi Sheng’s ceramic movable type, and Korean metal movable type. Framing Gutenberg’s press as a uniquely European development completely ignores those innovations.
It’s a shitpost sub. Agreed. But Eurocentric historical bias / propaganda needs to be called out if we’re actually going to have an honest grasp of the world and the many civilizations that have contributed to its progress.
You’re looking at the conversation with tunnel vision in the context of a shitpost sub, and then lamenting that we haven’t had a comprehensive discussion of all the stages of progress that led up to the point of Gutenberg’s press?
Don’t show up to a baseball field and then lament that nobody’s playing soccer…
That chicken is so white it wrote this
Side of mayo? Or is that too spicy?
If they’re feeling adventurous
That’s what salt is for
And here I thought that’s white pepper.
This is the joke I came for.
Just started dating one, she tells me she doesn’t like onion. Like what? You eat onion in so much shit without realizing it! How do you not like onion‽
My mom hated onions and could tell if there was even a tiny amount in something. I didn’t like them much as a kid either
My mom’s the same way, except she can only taste the onion when being told it’s in the dish…even when there is none
My wife loves taylor swift and thinks pepper is too spicey
I have a love hate relationship with it. The extra flavor onion can add is god tier. The texture is awful. So I cook with it but leave minimal pieces left in the dish.
That’s interesting. I’m huge on texture and I love onions for theirs. Tomatoes on the other hand…
Incidentally, I also love the texture of tomatoes 🤔 are you my evil twin by any chance?
I’m both your evil triplet, I don’t like the texture of either.
Read this as “toilet”. It still works. Maybe better.
Dude you just made me want to make French onion soup
Peak onion-based dish right there. The broth gets all the oniony flavor but then you don’t need too many onions in it…
Maybe you and I make it different mine is like 75% onion (the rest is bread and cheese)
I prefer for there not to be too much, but soaking the onions does lessen my reaction to the texture of raw onion so either way it’s a good soup
I have a hypothesis but am not smart enough to verify. But I think Onion affects some people like cilantro. Where a portion of people have a reaction to it and others do not. But mostly that they are responding to onion’s intended natural defense of vapor and oil.
I have an alternative hypothesis: At least some people who say they don’t like onion are basing that opinion entirely on raw onion and refuse to consider and/or haven’t noticed cooked onion.
Go to restaurant, get served a house salad, bite into the purple thing, OH GOD WHAT IS THAT?
Yeah, I can’t eat raw onion or celery bc it squeaks when bitten like a live animal or something. I definitely use onion and celery powders when cooking tho 😂
Alliums (which includes onions) are not uncommon food allergy so there’s something in your theory
I didn’t like onions in my childhood. I grew fond of them when approaching adulthood, particularly when I moved out and started properly cooking for myself and buying my own fast food. Now a sandwich without onion doesn’t taste right.
So I think it’s rather a matter of a particular configuration of tastebuds. Just like I grew out of liking overly sweet foods.
My husband doesn’t eat onion, pepper, mushroom and any other “weird” vegetable. Try cooking with these restrictions. If I have to use one of these, he’ll eat it, but he won’t like it, so I feel like it’s not fair to serve to him constantly, only once in a while.
You could try pawning your husband off on my ex-wife. She has all of the same “restrictions”, but also bell peppers and garlic. Oh and no fish of any sort, except for herring, which she’ll eat tons of whenever pregnant (which I think would be most of the time if she could)
Seafood is disgusting though. Whales shit in that sea.
Those are like the 3 things I use the most! God, I feel for you!
If him a big boy who has sex, he can eat a like a big boy. Else, crack open a can of spagetty-o’s and make yourself a portabella burger with onions and pepper.
I don’t like onions either. The taste is ok sometimes, but not very nice. And the texture is awful.
Practically every cuisine around the world uses onion.
Some people don’t like taste.
Must suck hating every cuisine on the planet
Well, it does suck. I remember when I was in high school and I found some cookbook with recipes from different countries. I tried cooking some of them and was amazed at how intense the taste was. Only later I realized that those recipes were pretty normal, they just tasted amazing compared with my mother’s cooking. It’s not that my mother’s cooking was very bland but Polish cuisine is pretty boring. It’s mostly salty and sour, not much variation. And some people never venture out beyond what they grew up with.
TBH Northern Italian food is the same way. My Italian grandmother made godawful bland pasta sauce
Speaking as someone with texture issues and a very sensitive pallet, it fucking sucks ass. Lived in India for 4 years, couldn’t eat fucking anything even though I tried to force myself every day. I wish I could enjoy Asian food the way everyone else does :( At least I had butter chicken 😭
Peppers >>>>>onions, rank up playa
Some people would take a pill for sustenance if they could.
You basically can, albeit not in pill form. There’s a whole category of complete meal replacement options, mostly in the form of shakes. The best known is Soylent by Rosa Labs, but there are dozens of others targeting every nutritional profile around. Most are a fraction of the cost of even the most basic foods.
Strangely, most of those people will still not even try these.
I remember reading somewhere that you need to use your teeth and chew food for health reasons (tooth decay otherwise?). So it’s not a great replacement, even if you hate taste
I just replace it all with shallots. They’re way better, no nasty slimy texture. Fuck cooked onions, nastiest shit ever, texture-wise
Yall have some wrong kind of onion. Where I am, raw onion is clean and crunchy like fresh cabbage. Do yall buy onion only after it has been lying around in warm air for a year?
What really has awful texture is boiled cabbage or onion.
Is it possible you’re cooking the onion wrong?
And?
Out of curiosity, is it any onions?
Like there’s white, yellow, and red onions. On top of that, lightly cooked yellow onions are far different from heavily carmalized ones (crunchy and oniony vs soft and sweet)
Don’t forget pickled red onions. Fuck I gotta bring a jar of those to snack on to the movie tonight
Mm pickled pearl onions tho
I used to know this place that did pickled garlic cloves. I miss them.
Any of them bastards
Except leek. But I don’t know for sure whether it counts as an onion
What about spring onion/green onion?
Raw onions have an awsome texture come on.
I am kind of the same way with garlic. I can certainly enjoy foods that have garlic as one of the ingredients, but if it’s the main flavor, I tend to not like it. Like, if I’m choosing from the hummus varieties available to me, I have no problem with the plain hummus that obviously has garlic in it, but I don’t like the “roasted garlic” variety that has extra garlic.
I love garlic in all forms but I have to agree - garlic as a seasoning is very different to garlic as a flavour.
Maybe it makes her fart.
Why are we listing more reasons to like onion?
I also dont like union like the caremelized shit it sucks but if its cooked into a dish i can enjoy it maybe sm like this?
I kinda hate onion. If I don’t taste it it’s fine but any dish that I’ve tried both with and without I heavily prefer without. Fried onions are the exception for me.
Feel like this is just what the average autistic gym rat eats for leg day.
Have a friend that’s into fitness (it’s his profession basically). He buys a 10 pack of chicken breasts and just cooks a breast for every meal.
I’m out of the loop.
Swifties are Mike Pence white? Are they Mike Pence xenophobic?
CarDinner so white had to let it read my rights. -AZ ChikeI really liked his new album, what’d you think?
Been enjoying it, I didn’t know about him till look like my mama so I got his whole backlog to go through. He’s doing a show near me next month I’m planning on going to.
Hell yeah, hope he’s good live. Have fun 🤘
Fucking slop
How can you tell? Wouldn’t be hard to shoot this photo at all
It’s slop. AI food pictures tend to crop and blur on the edges, as seen here. Additionally, that electric top has 6 fucking loops, which is insane. Also, weird rice bumps on the chicken. Also, the tilt and angle aspects look off.
