I know it’s 100% stereo types but I found it deep in my meme collection and wanted to share!
I’m pretty sure hell has American police, healthcare, justice system, education and public transport. Not sure about the rest.
Why do you think British police are good?
It’s an old meme, I don’t think OP is making any judgements about the British police.
id rather it be antarctican cops
Ruining pluralism is the new status quo for american cultural imperialism. “Imagine a world with only one culture, itd be so cool” Ig this is why U.S has two parties and they are doing their best to become one-party system. True brain activity optimization.
I’m surprised by Italians being the lovers here, I thought I was atypical for apparently being into people who are short, loud, and very opinionated
They do good work with their hands.
It’s talking about Italians, not New Yorkers who’s great grandma was Italian.
It never rang true, and it perpetuates idiotic stereotypes.
Still, it made me laugh.
Spanish people, despite being more catholic than all those countries, do not fit into heaven or hell.
I rather have Dutch police though. They will even do your dishes in certain cases.
I know people like to rag on British food, but it hurts a little bit to see it rated below Swiss.
You have fish and chips, they have fondue. You both have one dish you excel at. Though now I’m thinking fondue dip for fish and chips would be delightful…
We’ve got Beef Wellington and Lancashire Hotpot as well. Not to mention the fact that every town in the North has a cake named after it.
You clearly never tried a pie and mash
They get a lot of points for still knowing how to make a good fondue or raclette. All the Brits have are scones and Indian food
This is a slander to great Brittish pie culture.
We have cheddar too. What about deep fried haggis?
We have cheddar too
Confused french noises
(To be perfectly honest there’s some good cheddar out there, but don’t tell my countrymen I said that)
France is dangerous. Visited Cherbourg a few months ago and spent like €50 on cheese.
All this thinking of cheese, now I want some Camembert.
Firstly, you can’t just melt cheese and call it a cuisine. Secondly, are you forgetting the glorious British carbonara?
Hey it takes skill to really nail a fondue. Raclette though, it’s basically all about choosing good quality ingredients, I’ll grant you that
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Bro, Swiss is the food French people look up to. Unless they are from Paris. Then they till their head as far back as possible so they can stair down their nose at people taller than them.
Yeah.
…why would police be allowed into heaven?
Why would they be needed?
Heaven has no place for people who violently uphold the status quo at all costs in a vain pursuit of their concept of “order”.
Have you read about the Christian god? He’s like the ultimate cop.
You are thinking of Santa Claus 😉
No, Santa is much nicer, coal rather than eternal torture.
I know the police cause you trouble
They cause trouble everywhere
But when you die and go to Heaven
You’ll find no policemen there– Hobos Lullaby
I hear there’s a lake of stew. And whiskey, too!
You paddle all around it in a big canoe!
You can paddle all around it in a big canoe.
That’s a valid question. Well probably because their hell is needing to do their jobb right XD
It feels like an easy upvote as an American, but…there are countries where police are dutiful, helpful, and measured in force.
Where? In Madeupland? The United Kingdom of Doesn’t Exist and Northern Imagination?
Our police may not be as bad as American police but they’re certainly not dutiful, helpful, or measured in force.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Institutional_racism_in_the_Metropolitan_Police
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_killings_by_law_enforcement_officers_in_the_United_Kingdom
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shoot-to-kill_policy_in_Northern_Ireland
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UK_undercover_policing_scandal
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Custodial_deaths_in_the_United_Kingdom
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Police_corruption#United_Kingdom
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Law_enforcement_in_the_United_Kingdom#Issues
Shit…USA, UK…are there any other countries in the world to consider?
Ok, to be serious, I have heard much better stories of Japanese police, German police, New Zealand police, and several others. I definitely didn’t plan to include the UK’s Zionists in my “good examples”.
German police currently have a serious neonazi problem
Japanese police are famous for only investigating crimes they are confident they can solve. Also for finding a culprit once they start investigating, even if there isn’t enough evidence to convict. Something about losing face if you accuse someone and turns out it’s not true.
So yeah, you may find individual OK cops, maybe even good. But I’m yet to see evidence of a good police force.
It’s a thread about British police…
But while we’re here, none of your examples fit the description either.
No it isn’t. The meme image collects a bunch of European nationalities and isn’t even specifically about cops. The top comment here is about police getting into heaven. Maybe most comments are about American or UK cops, but that’s because that’s where the complaints are.
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Heaven is where the police are British
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…why would police be allowed into heaven?
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It feels like an easy upvote as an American, but…there are countries where police are dutiful, helpful, and measured in force.
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The second line implies there isn’t a single good cop in the entire world that would get into heaven. Otherwise it would have said “why would British police be allowed into heaven?”.
So this entire comment threat is about every single police on Earth.
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Far too many are mostly just a tool used for oppression by governments everywhere nowadays
Maybe, all I can say tell for sure is many places look down at the spectacle of US police brutality in an attempt to convince themselves the police where they live don’t have the same fundamental void at the heart of them.
Sooo no Good Cop?
ACAB
Surely the cops would be American in Hell.
Yeah think this meme is just a little old XD
Indeed. The cliché about friendly British police is also well and truly outdated.
I think it also depends which police force and when or why you are interacting with them.
Had polite interactions with them before, going around a bunch of cunts protesting and wanted to know which roads were closed or not to get around it.
Late at night when they have more important things to deal with? Yeah, they won’t stop for a chat.
Um. Surely there are no police in heaven, at all!? Yet another reason I have no interest in heaven, I guess.
Germany is not so known for mechanical superiority these days, and in fact a lot of their infrastructure is aging poorly.
The history is well earned but they be slippin.
They certainly do still have mechanical superiority in cars. Mechanical. But the important part in a car is infotainment now. And also they don’t like doing EVs (battery cost per kWh being 2-3x higher for them vs Chinese companies like BYD or Volvo being one major factor).
Show me a mechanically superior car from the last 10 years without infotainment (i have a phone already) and i might even consider buying one.
It’s not aging poorly. It’s just maintained badly. When you build a road that’s supposed to live 50 years you can’t expect it to be in good conditions after 70 years.
I mean, those bridges are exactly what I said - no maintenance.
Railroad traffic is also in bad shape due to the same reason: the infrastructure was neglected and not maintained over decades. Maintenance is not just repairing a broken piece of track or power line. Maintenance also includes modernisation, expansion and adapting to changing environmental factors, requirements etc.
The British police part maybe not so much.
Yeah maybe not, that part aged like milk
Do you have a loicense to age that milk?
Even if we ignore all the institutional racism, aggression towards peaceful protesters, kettling practices, undercover officers destroying lives of environmental activists, etc etc etc… I’ve never really had anything other than negative interactions with the police. There’s such uncalled for distrust and hostility in the interactions with them; when it isn’t warranted at all.
Why?
Using excessive force while arresting anti-genocide protesters I guess
Also telling someone you don’t think they’ve been stabbed while they bleed to death.
“don’t think you have mate”.
British comedians maybe, certainly not British dentists.
I can also imagine tge British organizing it all with their queueing and all. Don’t let them draw any borders though
