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not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Fuck AI@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 days ago

this is how you greet a tech CEO

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this is how you greet a tech CEO

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not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Fuck AI@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 days ago
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  • DempstersBox@lemmy.world
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    I fucking LOVE that it was towed by a bike

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    What a little bitch. That’s a half scale model.

    What is this, a guillotine for hamsters he’s afraid of? You couldn’t slice a sandwich with that little thing.

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      Hé is not used to people pushing back. Most capitalist can’t get one guy in their face. So their hire people to insulate them.

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      It’s for his dick

    • matlag@sh.itjust.works
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      Or need several attempts to cut through. I say there’s only one way to know for sure!

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      ‘It’s not the size of the guillotine, it’s the keenness of the blade.’ -Macchiaveli or Abraham Lincoln, Probably.

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    Yes. Make them scared. Show them they’re just one very mortal individual, and that we are many, many more.

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    With a neck like that, the executioner won’t have any problems at all.

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    But I bet he doesn’t take the hint.

    • matlag@sh.itjust.works
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      Oh he does. It’s just that usually they get away with anything, and that day he didn’t, which he found absolutely unacceptable: it needs to be banned! (but no, let’s not!)

    • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today
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      He was warned…

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    I read the brutal comments and my faith in humanity is restored. ❤️

    Love y’all (and glory to Salem).

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    That is definitely an informed warrior ride.

    Onward the Butlerian Jihad!

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    So, it does work.

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    This man knows his history

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      Even recently

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        ironically this is a gen ai image…

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          Serious question: How can you tell that its AI and not photoshop?

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    free speech

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    More important going to Washington with it

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    The easiest way to avoid being legitimately threatened by a guillotine is to not be a threat worthy of a guillotine.

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    deleted by creator

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    How odd that he immediately knew it was for him. As if he knows full well what he is doing is evil and that he was there to ruin the citizens of Salem and then escape to his new yacht in the Bahamas.

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      Oh, they’re all very aware. That’s why they’re building bunkers, and buying islands, and building bunkers on islands.

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        Once they lock themselves into their bunkers, we just pour a few tons of concrete over the bunker entrance and call it a day.

        Future archaeologists will marvel at the elaborate tombs our kings built for themselves.

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          Pour the concrete into the air intake and exhaust

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            Like they said, concrete the doors first.

            What you dump down the air intakes afterwards is your business.

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              “Nuclear waste disposal is not a significant problem.” Glad you said that, Mr. CEO.

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                That is a great point. Also glyphosate, pesticides and lead

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              I’m ok with them running out because then we can enjoy a slower more satisfying departure

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            But, really – who cares? Let them live out their pathetic lives in their sealed-off bunkers. As long as they never come out, who cares what they do in there? Let them live for decades in their coward-hole. Give them plenty of time to think about the decisions that led to this. Until, finally, their food runs out, their servants murder them, or they run into a medical issue that they don’t have supplies to fix. And then the bunker becomes their tomb. And nobody will notice or care when they die, because to the rest of the world, they’re already dead.

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              They can still exercise power from a bunker, because somehow, no matter how awfully they behave, there are always plenty of people who will do their bidding.

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                Those people will need to be dealt with

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              Yes but why miss the opportunity to spray glyphosate, pesticides, lead and nuclear byproducts into their drinking water and air intake systems. We’d just be returning the favor

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        New chant, “You say bunker, we say guillotine!”

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          “You say bunker, we say grave!”

          Fits the whole “concrete on concrete” theme better imo.

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            Bunkers will have ventilation shafts. Would be a shame if someone shit down it.

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              How the hell was I supposed to know it was the ventilation shaft for a secret bunker!? I see a hole in the woods, I shit in the hole. I’m a simple man.

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      I mean, you don’t need to believe you’re evil to understand that everyone else believes you’re evil. He probably thinks he’s right and it’s everyone else who is wrong.

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        No, they know their the bad guys, and they’re okay with it.

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