Counterpoint: Mike Johnson is a Russian psyop.
It’s actually stephen colbert in disguise, after he left comedy central he moved down to the bayou and became a piece of shit.
Turns out his entire speakership has been a satire, and it’s gone right over our heads the whole time.
You really got us good, Stephen. That’s a real knee-slapper. Okay, you can stop now. Stephen? …Stephen?
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Another example of republicans hating their own base. Many of these data centers are being built in rural communities (in other words, very conservative areas), and AI data center opposition is a bipartisan issue on the voter side of things.
They’re not that stupid, but they know what happens to the USA if The Big Bet© fails.
Can’t let anything go on that could actually endanger it.
They are holding out for bail outs, that’s all that is.
My employer’s executives already called it a “too big to fail” technology.
That’s alright though. Just more extraction of wealth from the poor and funneling it to the rich.
‘Too big to fail’ used to invoke anti trust actions for reasons.
not too big to fit in a shredder tho
What a time we live in eh?
Fuck off, Mike.
Mike Johnson, the guy who masturbates with his son?
They don’t masterbait together, they just, let me check notes, share the web pages they jerked off to together… Huh.
Wat O.o
He sends a list of all the porn he watches to his son.
For how much these people are paid and how busy they allegedly are… it’s quite amazing what these degenerates get up to.
Mike Johnson yesterday:

why is elon there? and why is he sitting in Mike Johnson’s seat?
He was there to make a pinky promise
any agreement with the current administration is worth less than the paper it was printed on.

Lmao I didn’t even notice the name placard until you pointed it out
Where’s his meat shield?
at school.
Wow, they managed to crowbar the jacket off him! he’s a unrecognizable without the alligator skin
Fuck Mike Johnson and look at him he wants daddy Trump to help get his seat that Elon took.
It’s fine everyone. You only hate that thing you hate because the Chinese have manipulated you. You actually like it.
"Hate ads? High rent? Unemployment? Chinese psyop.
Hate Pointless horrible wars? Stagnated pay? Chinese psyop.
Hate Data centers? What about AI slop? Not a fan? Chinese psyop.
Of course! It’s those wiley sneaky Chinese who just want to make you do something absolutely crazy and un-American!
Like…vote for somebody who promises affordable housing instead of getting fat on your taxes and murdering families at home and across the globe for their tiktok page."
It’d be so funny watching ®s try to scapegoat everyone else as they’re so clearly blowing off their own feet, if it wasn’t so dangerous that they’d be believed…
Aren’t they supposed to call it “superintelligence”?
SI, but it sounds Spanish.
Finally the US is moving away from their ridiculous imperial system of units!
Yeah, entire US politics is all Greek to me… Could as well be Spanish.
Maybe go for ξ.
I hate Michael Penis so much
Me too buddy, me too.
Mike Johnson is really a alien plant. Feed him Seymour.
Mike Johnson is a Chinese psyop.
Someone hack this dudes Grindr I’m so sick of his shit
cool let’s put one next door to his house.
A boot up your ass isnt a conspiracy either, Mikey.
China has less than a quarter of our data centers. This has nothing to do with beating China and everything to do with putting data centers in cheap locations.
Mike Johnson clearly doesn’t live on this planet. He should move permanently, full time and be neighbors with a data center. He’d change his tune within a month.











