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cross-posted from: https://slrpnk.net/post/43447063
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The slot machine company said their slot machine accidentally kept more coins than it should.
It accidentally kept all the coins, nothing to do about it. But they promise it won’t happen again. They’ve taken precautions. Oops, ok it happened again, but now they’re sure it’s probably the last time. Maybe.
The government made up entirely of people with gambling addictions said any criticism of the slot machine company is a mental illness and grounds for immediate incarceration
i like this analogy
chef’s kiss
God I wish somebody would leave me the fuck behind
What the fuck is a tomper and why do hens have them
You don’t have a tomper?
Look at this guy, no tomper!
The slot machine company says their newest slot machines has the greatest winning chances ever.
The slot machines need to have all the pictures of fruit, bells and number 7s so they can keep creating prizes.
No, no, I didn’t say “some”, I said “ALL”. All of them. It needs acess to every picture of fruit, bells and number 7s so it can copy them. This is also a destructive process for some fucking reason.
I’m more concerned of the slop machines used by gov and army
The slot machine company says that it’s using slot machines to decide on targets for war.
No differences to asking Grok. Before, the Americans used dart games on a map with regions with oil
