• Darkard@lemmy.world
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    9 hours ago

    The slot machines need to have all the pictures of fruit, bells and number 7s so they can keep creating prizes.

    No, no, I didn’t say “some”, I said “ALL”. All of them. It needs acess to every picture of fruit, bells and number 7s so it can copy them. This is also a destructive process for some fucking reason.

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    1 day ago

    The slot machine company said their slot machine accidentally kept more coins than it should.

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      It accidentally kept all the coins, nothing to do about it. But they promise it won’t happen again. They’ve taken precautions. Oops, ok it happened again, but now they’re sure it’s probably the last time. Maybe.

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    1 day ago

    The slot machine company says their newest slot machines has the greatest winning chances ever.

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      23 hours ago

      The slot machine company says that it’s using slot machines to decide on targets for war.

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        10 hours ago

        No differences to asking Grok. Before, the Americans used dart games on a map with regions with oil